Billy Jack




Billy Jack: You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it?
Mr. Posner: Tell me.
Billy Jack: I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
[points to Posner's right cheek]
Billy Jack: ...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.


Deputy: Now you drop that gun or I'll shoot her!
Deputy: [long pause] I'm not gonna ask you again.
Billy Jack: You won't have to.
Deputy: What?
Billy Jack: I said shoot her.
Deputy: [cocks revolver] You'd kill her? just like that?
Billy Jack: [shakes his head] You'll kill her.
[points his rifle]
Billy Jack: And then I'll kill you. Just like that.

Billy Jack: Being an Indian is not a matter of blood... it's a way of life.

vs


Martin Riggs





Martin Riggs: I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!

Martin Riggs: I'm not a cop tonight, Rog. This is personal.

Martin Riggs: I'll make you a deal, Arjen, or Aryan, or whatever the f*** your name is, I'll make you a little deal. You fold up your tents - and get the f*** out of my country - and I won't do anything to you. I'll leave you alone.
[points his gun at Arjen's face]
Martin Riggs: Cause if you stick around here, I'm gonna F*** YOUR @SS.



Can the Billy Jack defeat the Lethal Weapon?? Voting goes until Sunday night.

How did Riggs get past Bourne??????

I know a lot of people like Billy jack, I just don't know him.

Riggs is physically tough, a little mental, and cool. and underneath, a decent fellow.

A pretty good tough guy, in my book.

Riggs apparently returned from the dead after encountering Bourne, but he'd still lose to Billy Jack. Riggs is crazy, but crazy isn't the same as tough.

Since it's usually either "Billy Jack wins" or "I don't know who Billy Jack is," I'll include the obligatory clips, like I did in the last thread. Billy Jack films were a bit corny, and a bit flower-child, but they had some good old-fashioned heroism in them.

Shortened, "I'm gonna take my right foot . . ." scene"

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Ice cream shop scene:

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Extended clip with some of each of the above in them:

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Just gotta remind you -- Billy Jack got bitten by rattlesnakes and walked it off.

Billy Jack can easily beat Riggs.

None of those BILLY JACK clips impress me.

I'm glad I voted for Riggs.

Hmmm. That's pretty cool. Solid reason to vote Jack, I think.

Plus, I don't want to be wished into the cornfield.

You sold me. That's one tough sumbitch.

Billy Jack, only because I thought Riggs had lost against Bourne in the last challange.

Duh... Billy Jack

Whatev.

They played this song on a movie screen
and he STILL showed up. Billy Jack was one tough MoFo.

Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago,
'Bout a kingdom on a mountain
And the valley-folk below.

On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath the stone,
And the valley-people swore
They'd have it for their very own.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

So the people of the valley
Sent a message up the hill,
Asking for the buried treasure,
Tons of gold for which they'd kill.

Came an answer from the kingdom,
"With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain,
All the riches buried there."

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Now the valley cried with anger,
"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"
And they killed the mountain-people,
So they won their just reward.

Now they stood beside the treasure,
On the mountain, dark and red.
Turned the stone and looked beneath it...
"Peace on Earth" was all it said.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Heh.

Tiebroken!


Riggs!!

Needs some more votes

Heh heh. He's plucky.

Excellent work, Jay.

One tin soldier rode away!