Xander Cage





Toby Lee Shavers: So, how long have you been a secret agent?
Xander Cage: Two days.
Toby Lee Shavers: Man that sucks!
Xander Cage: Yeah but it beats jail.
Toby Lee Shavers: No I mean I spent 3 and half years in some windowless NSA room. I mean I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT. And I bet they picked you up pumping iron in San Quentin?
Xander Cage: Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much?


Xander Cage: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.


Xander Cage: My kind of people would say, "Kiss my ass, Scarface."


vs


Frank Dux




[Frank has just won his first fight in record time]
Jackson: His first fight in the kumite and he broke the f***ing world record!

Hossein: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Janice Kent: Do you want me to spell it out for you?
Frank Dux: [prevents Hossein from smacking Janice Kent] Leave the girl alone.


Can XXX defeat the king of the Kumate?? Voting goes until Sunday night.

The Muscles from Brussels beats the Dullard from Bullard.

(caveat: Vin Diesel is not, to my knowledge, from a town, city, nor principality called Bullard. I just needed something to fit the rhyme.)

Frank Dux. Real guy, had insane kicking people's asses ability, record winning champion fighter, dogged determination.

And I don't really remember Triple X that much... but it seems Diesel's character was really good extreme sports and they gave him a gun?

Frank Dux, poor XXX would try to blind him with sand to win and he's still beat his ass.

Dux takes it, with ease.

My wife will kill me if I don't vote for Vin........
So just for spite, I'll give it to Van Damme!

I like Vin's movie name better, but I gotta give it to Claude.

If you really were trained by Senzo Tanaka, show us the Dim Mak.

Dim Mak?

Death Touch.

Two characters I do not care for -- fighting. Apparently I picked the one that had the advantage.

This one clearly hasn't gotten enough votes

Get your votes in before the weekends through!!

Total slaughter.