Marv





Marv: I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.

Marv: I don't hear you giving me any name, jerk. Guess when I shot you in the belly, I aimed a little too high.
[shoots him in the crotch]
Marv: You keep holding out on me like this, and I'm going to have to get really nasty.

Cardinal Roark: Will that bring you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless, old, fart?
Marv: Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.



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The Bride




The Bride: Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. EXCEPT YOU, SOFIE! You stay right where you are!

Copperhead: So when do we do this?
The Bride: It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?



Can Marv defeat the Bride?? Voting goes until Sunday night.

If the bride picks the fight, Marv has no problem ending the fight.

Only one of them lived. I've voting for the chick with the dog-ass ugly feet.

"Wiggle your big toe" Quick! So I can stop looking at those horrid gargoyle claws!

Marv all the way. A Frank Miller badass beats a Quentin Tarantino badass. I do enjoy those Kill Bill flicks however.

Oh hey Mahooney, I got a great tough guy idea-- Leonidas (of 300) VS Gladiator.

Damn you and your late entrants.

I'll see what matches I have left. If not we may have to have a special face off on an off day.

The Bride. Both characters would do a lot of damage, but in the end she'd still be breathing.

I gotta go with Kiddo.
It'd be one helluva fight though!

Heh. Good one.

And I went with Marv this time. He can take a lot of punishment.

Oh, then before you finalize a special edition of face off, let's also do Conan VS Yojimbo. Then Abe Lincoln VS Luke Skywalker.

Screw that! Abe Lincoln versus Godzilla!

Marv is damned near indestructible. I love me some Uma, but it's Marv.

The Bride kicked her way out of her own grave, AND killed the entire Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. Marv just takes pills and steals coats.

And takes out cops and incredibly deadly assassins and a lot of other stuff. Hell, it takes a lot of juice to electrocute the guy. He is tough!

Marv laughs at(in) the electric chair and asks for more, he's too tough for the bride.

But what happens when she lops off the top of his head with her Hanzo sword, or uses the 5 fingers of death on him?
Marv goes bye-bye.

As Friday is an off match day, bumping these as a reminder that the polls close on Sunday

Hugh's argument swayed me. Goin' with Beatrix on this one.

But we all know who the ultimate champion of this is going to be:

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Still Tied at 13 -13 any one want to break it

If I could vote again, I would.

"Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" continues to make me laugh, and impresses me.

For the undecided, let's look at it this way: Whose picture would you rather look at again?

Also:

NSFW

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