Mirror Day at IMWAN

Linda · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:54 pm

In honour of Star Trek's return to the mirror universe, the next 24 hours will be Mirror Day at IMWAN ...

And when I say IMWAN, I'm talking about the meanest, most stiff-arsed, closed-minded, exclusionary forum in Comicland. Run with military precision by totalitarian minds whose dream it is to destroy the comic book industry and wipe its achievements from human history.

BECAUSE COMIC BOOKS SUCK. THE PEOPLE WHO READ THEM ARE CRAP. YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU AGREE. AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE, WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU AGREE.

Hank · 01 Dec 2004

I can't argue with that.

uh, YES, MA'AM!

Linda · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:07 pm

Mr Wirtz "gets it". He will go far in the Empire.

This man "gets it" as well. Before finding IMWAN, he was a typical "Comic Book Guy" ~ a shopowner attempting to encourage sales of superhero books to the children of his town. Now he is one of our most trusted sharpshooters, ready to liquidate comic readers by any means necessary.

Kevin · 08 Aug 2004

Straight to the Agony Booth for all of you. Bastards.

Linda · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:11 pm

No member title in your sidebox, Mr Bennett? Do you have something to hide?

Kevin · 08 Aug 2004

My apologies, Administratix. I was giddy at the prospect of more victims.

Mike Nebeker · **Joined:** 11 Aug 2004 **Posts:** 2551

We must have more BENDIS! BENDIS on POWERPACK! There is not enough child molestation, incest, and cannibalism in mainstream comics!

Gator · 03 Aug 2004

Me am game for Mirror Day.

Ian Sokoliwski · 09 Sep 2004

What are the duties of an Administratrix, anyway?

I mean besides the high-heels and a whole lot of leather?

(for the glory of the Empire)

Linda · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:44 pm

The Administrators of Comicland judge your value to the Empire, and reward or punish you accordingly. So tell me, Ian ... do you intend to be useful to the Great Cause ... or expendable?

Ian Sokoliwski · 09 Sep 2004

...that depends on how handy you are with that whip...

*snap* *crack* ow!

I mean USEFUL! All efforts toward the GREAT CAUSE! I swear on a stack of X-Men comics!!

Darren · 03 Aug 2004

Everyone is so nice and intelligent. I value all of your views, and want only to get along. I accept all of your previously foolish notions about everything, and just want to be accepted by everyone! GROUP HUG!

Kevin · 08 Aug 2004

DADDIO is hereby sentenced to three hours in the Agony Booth for being too agreeable.

Darren · 03 Aug 2004

Hey! I thought it was "Mirror Day"! I ALWAYS spend time there!

Darth Brooks · 28 Aug 2004

Alright everybody,Your orders of the day are to go to a comic book shop and just read and then walk out. Maybe buy a stick of gum if your feeling guilty. Download as many Bittorrent files as you can. Slap a nun if you can find one, kick a dog if you can't.

And then explain to me what this mirror day is about.

Ian Sokoliwski · 09 Sep 2004

...what if my LCS doesn't sell gum?

Linda · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:26 am

Then grind down the bones of the first comic reader you meet until they're "chewy".

Steven Clubb · 01 Mar 2005

If it's Mirror Day, then maybe I should bring back the Evil Mirror Dancing Boy avatar. I am the Evil Anti-Frank.

Ed Sanders · 22 Aug 2004

Respect My Authority!!!

Darren · 03 Aug 2004

Steven Clubb wrote:

If it's Mirror Day, then maybe I should bring back the Evil Mirror Dancing Boy avatar. I am the Evil Anti-Frank.

I think Frank should have to use that hideous abomination of the fine female form as his avatar...

Crouton Jim · 09 Aug 2004

Mike Nebeker wrote:

There is not enough child molestation, incest, and cannibalism in mainstream comics!

Mike,

You need to switch to DC!

John V · **Joined:** 18 Aug 2004 **Posts:** 5481

Everyone stop using incorrect terms - Galactus does not wear hot pants or cullotes...they are trousers dammit..trousers...!!!!

How can we as an industry move forward if we do not describe superhero short pants correctly?? HOW?

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