Wow, I can't believe any movie is playing in North Dakota before parts of New York

It might be playing in NYC but out here in the suburbs, last I checked, no.

The Lobster.

Wtf. Most disturbing thing I've seen since Tusk.

Need to see that one!

Neither of them are any good, but "Tusk" is particularly bad.

Missed Tusk too!

You really didn't

Hmm... I had thought about seeing both...

Now I'm hesitant.

1) Star Wars: The Force Awakens -
2) Vacation
3) Terminator: Genisys
* Making A Murderer -
4) Tomorrowland
5) Jurassic World -
6) Ricki and the Flash
7) Fantastic Four -
8) Four Falls Of Buffalo -
9) Self/Less
10) Max
11) The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
12) Bone Tomahawk
13) Dead Rising: Watchtower
14) Sicario
15) War Room
16) Dragon Blade
17) Love, Rosie
18) Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
19) Pan -
20) 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown
21) Sleeping With Other People
22) Lovesick - .
23) Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation -
24) The Transporter: Refueled
25) Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
26) Hit By Lightning
27) Inside Out -
28) The Condemned 2
29) Heist
30) Moonwalkers
31) American Ultra
32) Trainwreck
33) Deadpool -
34) Everest
35) The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
36) Hotel Transylvania 2
* Jessica Jones
37) Hitman: Agent 47
38) Burnt
39) Criminal Activities
40) Goosebumps
41) The Last Witch Hunter
42) Chaos On The Bridge
43) The Intern
44) Extraction
45) Straight Outta Compton
46) The Scenesters
47) Cooties
48) A Christmas Horror Story
49) The Martian
50) Silent Night
* Bosch
51) Ex Machina
52) Woodlawn
53) Love The Coopers
54) Pocket Full of Soul: The Harmonica Documentary -
55) Black Mass
56) Whitey: The United States vs. James J. Bulger
57) The Night Before
58) Maggie
59) The '85 Bears
60) Freaks of Nature
61) Point Break
62) Point Break (2015)
63) Our Brand Is Crisis
64) Captain America: Civil War
65) We Are Twisted F***ing Sister
66) Richard Pryor: Icon
67) Richard Pryor: Omit The Logic
68) Man Up
69) While We're Young
70) Spectre
71) The 33
72) Some Kind of Beautiful
73) The Revenant
74) The Good Dinosaur
75) National Lampoon: Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead
* Daredevil: Season 2
76) Bridge of Spies
77) Fido
78) Trumbo
79) The Peanuts Movie
80) The Do-Over
81) The Big Short
82) Daddy's Home
83) I, Frankenstein
84) Victor Frankenstein
85) The Voices
86) Bad Kids Go To Hell
87) Pride & Prejudice & Zombies
88) Spotlight
89) Balls Out
90) Concussion
91) Creed
92) Legend
93) The Hateful Eight
94) Tumbledown
95) The Wave
96) In The Heart of the Sea
97) Rock The Kasbah
98) Wild Card
99) Bloodsucking Bastards
100) Standoff
* The Man In The High Castle
101) Eye In The Sky
102) Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
103) Sisters
104) Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest
105) Solomon Kane
106) The Lady In The Van
107) Misconduct
108) I Saw The Light
109) That Gal...Who Was In That Thing
* Stranger Things
110) The Kings of Summer
111) The Finest Hours
112) Midnight Special
113) The 5th Wave
114) Christian Mingle
115) American Sniper
116) Knight of Cups
117) Special Correspondents
118) Regression
119) You're Next


120) Runner Runner - Not bad at all. A few tweaks here and there, and this could have been even better. And for the record, that Justin Timberlake is a pretty good actor.

Well, do qualify that statement... I "enjoyed" (read: was disturbed by) both.

It depends what you are looking for.

"Tusk" is pretty good for about 30-45 minutes, then it takes a seriously stupid turn which pretty much ruins the movie.

"The Lobster" is very strange, but it felt to me that it was trying too hard to be strange.

1) Star Wars: The Force Awakens -
2) Vacation
3) Terminator: Genisys
* Making A Murderer -
4) Tomorrowland
5) Jurassic World -
6) Ricki and the Flash
7) Fantastic Four -
8) Four Falls Of Buffalo -
9) Self/Less
10) Max
11) The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
12) Bone Tomahawk
13) Dead Rising: Watchtower
14) Sicario
15) War Room
16) Dragon Blade
17) Love, Rosie
18) Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
19) Pan -
20) 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown
21) Sleeping With Other People
22) Lovesick - .
23) Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation -
24) The Transporter: Refueled
25) Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
26) Hit By Lightning
27) Inside Out -
28) The Condemned 2
29) Heist
30) Moonwalkers
31) American Ultra
32) Trainwreck
33) Deadpool -
34) Everest
35) The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
36) Hotel Transylvania 2
* Jessica Jones
37) Hitman: Agent 47
38) Burnt
39) Criminal Activities
40) Goosebumps
41) The Last Witch Hunter
42) Chaos On The Bridge
43) The Intern
44) Extraction
45) Straight Outta Compton
46) The Scenesters
47) Cooties
48) A Christmas Horror Story
49) The Martian
50) Silent Night
* Bosch
51) Ex Machina
52) Woodlawn
53) Love The Coopers
54) Pocket Full of Soul: The Harmonica Documentary -
55) Black Mass
56) Whitey: The United States vs. James J. Bulger
57) The Night Before
58) Maggie
59) The '85 Bears
60) Freaks of Nature
61) Point Break
62) Point Break (2015)
63) Our Brand Is Crisis
64) Captain America: Civil War
65) We Are Twisted F***ing Sister
66) Richard Pryor: Icon
67) Richard Pryor: Omit The Logic
68) Man Up
69) While We're Young
70) Spectre
71) The 33
72) Some Kind of Beautiful
73) The Revenant
74) The Good Dinosaur
75) National Lampoon: Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead
* Daredevil: Season 2
76) Bridge of Spies
77) Fido
78) Trumbo
79) The Peanuts Movie
80) The Do-Over
81) The Big Short
82) Daddy's Home
83) I, Frankenstein
84) Victor Frankenstein
85) The Voices
86) Bad Kids Go To Hell
87) Pride & Prejudice & Zombies
88) Spotlight
89) Balls Out
90) Concussion
91) Creed
92) Legend
93) The Hateful Eight
94) Tumbledown
95) The Wave
96) In The Heart of the Sea
97) Rock The Kasbah
98) Wild Card
99) Bloodsucking Bastards
100) Standoff
* The Man In The High Castle
101) Eye In The Sky
102) Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
103) Sisters
104) Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest
105) Solomon Kane
106) The Lady In The Van
107) Misconduct
108) I Saw The Light
109) That Gal...Who Was In That Thing
* Stranger Things
110) The Kings of Summer
111) The Finest Hours
112) Midnight Special
113) The 5th Wave
114) Christian Mingle
115) American Sniper
116) Knight of Cups
117) Special Correspondents
118) Regression
119) You're Next
120) Runner Runner


* Mel Brooks: Make A Noise - Another excellent PBS American Masters shows that gives a pretty definitive take on the life and times of Mel Brooks. Streaming on Netflix and probably the PBS website.

Wow, they're actually doing another one of these.

Just never loved the Underworld series, it's ok but not a series I felt I needed to see at the movies. But it's always nice to see Kate Beckinsdale (who looks like she may have been a Spice Girl) wear black leather.

Hey, she does look like the Posh one.

It's such a great concept: Modern day secret underground societies of vampires and werewolves constantly at war with each other. They've just never been able to make a movie that lives up to that concept.

It lacks a heroic story. It needs a stronger human faction, fighting the vampires and werewolves. They are pretty goth and gloomy, and the main characters are murderous.

I could be wrong -- it seems like these keep coming out and I've lost track of them.

Before the first Underworld movie, I wrote a spec script about the same concept. It turned out, in the end, that humanity was the *real* monster.

It also turned out, in the end, that I'm kind of a hack.

On th other hand, that would've been one of the better movies of 2016.

It already is. Despite being a one paragraph synopsis in a message board. It's a better movie than Suicide Squad.

I have seen the first two and remember thinking the second one was awesome just for fights and special effects. It was kinda like Expendables 2 -- not really a good movie but totally entertaining if you turn off your brain.

Looking at the plot of the first one on Wikipedia, the premise sounds solid but I remember it being a little dull.

The main plot revolves around Selene (Kate Beckinsale), a vampire who hunts werewolves. She finds herself attracted to a human who is being targeted by the werewolves and after he is bitten by a werewolf, she must decide whether to do her duty and kill him or go against her clan and save him.

Here's the trailer for the first one... and hey, it's got the movie narrator guy! I haven't heard him in a real trailer in what feels like forever.

Looks to be some of a hybrid knock off of Blade and the Matrix.