Didn't they prove in 2038 A.D. that theory was full of shit?
And yet, here they are now proposing it anyway.

I am traveling through time RIGHT NOW.

C'mon, whadd'ya think? I was born tomorrow?

I really wonder just how the experiment in the original post was done.

Before answering the ad above, I'd want to know the period and location they were proposing to go back to. It would help in knowing what weapons to take. And whether to go in the first place--if we were heading to, say, Normandy in June 1944, I don't think it would be possible to come well-armed enough.

I wouldn't trust anyone who doesn't know where to place his "only"s.

That was a terrific little movie.

It was.

[fun movie]

I foresaw this later on.

Dr. Who told me this is bullshit.

But then he came by yesterday and introduced himself to me like he didn't know me.

I am my own grandpa.

I knew it!

So you had sex with your grandma also? How does this work? I am confused.

Well, many many years ago, when he was 23,
He was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
The widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red
His father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed
This made his dad his son-in-law and changed his very life
For his daughter was his mother cuz she was his father's wife

To complicate the matters even though it brought him joy
He soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
The little baby was a brother-in-law now to his dad
And so became his uncle though this made him very sad
For if he was his uncle, that would also make him brother
To the widow's grown up daughter, who of course was his step-mother

His father's wife then had a son that kept them on the run
And he became his grandchild for he was his daughter's son
His wife is now his mother's mother and this makes him blue
Because, she is his wife, well then she's is his grandma too

Now, if his wife is his grandmother, then, he is her grandchild
And every time he thinks of it, it nearly drives him wild
For now he has become the strangest case you ever saw
As the husband of his grandmother, he is his own grandpa

He is his own grandpa, He is his own grandpa
It sounds funny we know, but it really is so
He is his own grandpa

Looks goofy to me.

What was a fun movie?

When?

I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from?