Science Fiction-Themed Brothel Opening Soon

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2011/12/29 ... ning-soon/

Las Vegas (CBS Las Vegas) – Reality star and veteran brothel owner Dennis Hof wants to go where no man has gone before.

Hof, 65, is the present owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. But now, he is opening up a new venture, a sci-fi-themed bordello situated 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas. The venture will be called “Alien Cathouse.”

For assistance with his new business, Hof turned to infamous Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss.

Fleiss made her name in the 90s for running a prostitution ring that catered to the stars. Hof is a long time friend of Fleiss and told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that she would be serving as “chief alien design queen,” tapping into her expertise with the costumes and décor.

Both Hof and Fleiss came up with the idea for Alien Cathouse.

“We both wanted to do something different, and we both like being on the cutting edge,” he said. “There has never been a place like the Alien Cathouse before because no one ever went for it.”

The location was previously owned by the longtime brothel owner Maynard “Joe” Richards. Along with the brothel, Hof also bought the adjoining gas station, bar and convenience store.

The complex is getting rebranded as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center.

“Area 51 is a big place. If you turn off my driveway and head up 15 miles there it is,” Hof told CBS Las Vegas. “I really wanted to capitalize on it.”

Hof describes the current state of the bordello as a “disgusting, terrible place” without a single window. The partners are hoping to finish a complete conversion inside of a couple of months, before beaming in customers.

The important details regarding the working women are still being hashed out, such as whether or not to paint the women green to resemble Orion Slave Girl characters from Star Trek.

However Hof tells CBS Las Vegas that for the clients he is reaching out “to everyone, all the Star Wars fans and Trekkies,” and cater to all flavors of geek fantasy.

Hof also hopes to collaborate with science fiction icons such as William Shatner – known better to his prospective clients as “Captain Kirk.”

Asked Hof, “Who would know this stuff better?”

Surely the appropriate awful pun headline would have been "Where No Man Has Come Before."

A sound business model until you realize that the majority of the patrons will pay in quatloos and latinum.

Could be high volume since a good part of the target market might not make it past the lobby...

"How much for the girl with the Tribbles under her arms?"

"Wha? Those aren't... OH HER. Fifty bucks extra for the Tribbles."

How much for an hour with Eccentrica Gallumbits?

Oooh. I bet io9 is already working on a "top ten sci-fi hookers" list.

Any chance there's a Uhura model in the cathouse?

They'll make a fortune out of this.

All the costume design work has already been done for them.

A Slave Leia, a Seven Of Nine, a Lt. Uhura....the list is endless.

Am I the only one here who wants to do Odo?

They will give you a bucket of slime.

Where does Odo's com badge go when he is morphing into mice and vapor and such?

So, no super hero chicks?

I suspect mostly it will be a lot of this:

I have a weird admiration for Dennis Hof. He may be slighthly scuzzy around the edges, but really he is just a businessman. He has said the only reason he got into the prostitution business is because he could not get a franchise for a Subway. He is definitely my personal least hated reality TV star.

The situation here actually sounds a lot like the situation at the Moonlight Bunnyranch, where he bought a junker brothel and fixed it up, he is just adding a weird niche to the equation.

There probably will be even if aliens and space type fantasy are their primary priority.

Wouldn't the bodypaint smear?

that's what I was wondering. body paint is not sweat-proof. or, ya know, resistant to...ahem...OTHER bodily fluids.

Like tears?