Hello, I'm your Herr Doktor Chris Evil! You may remember me from my numerous and entertaining posts here at the ginchiest of all internets websites, IMWAN!!

Are you a classic rock band with a seventies pedigree? Do you want to revive yer old classic bandname, but your pain-in-the-ass-egomaniac singer is either dead or has actually moved on with his life and doesn't want to revisit old glories for the sake of the money on a past-your-prime reunion tour?

Well, your prayers are frickin' answered!

I now represent Paul Rodgers, the legendary blues rock vocalist. Paul is most noted for his stints in the legendary rock bands Free and Bad Company. But he's not adverse to taking up with rock musicians who need to drain the last penny out of a once-proud band name. Recently, Paul was the vocalist for "Queen," despite the fact that his vocal style didn't suit the band's classic material. And even more recently, Paul fronted a reunion of "The Faces," because Rod Stewart is making far too much money butchering old songs to be bothered helping Ronnie Wood afford his next stay in frickin' rehab!

So, if you're a classic seventies band and need a singer for a half-cocked "reunion," please contact me at Dr. Chris Evil's Evil Music Enterprises. You'll be glad you did!

P.S.: Bay City Rollers -- I can give you a special rate on Paul if you tour between January and February of next year!!!

I encourage everyone and anyone with actual photoshopping software and/or skills to crop Paul Rodgers into their favorite 70s band's photo if they like.

<Charlie Hodge Mode>
Now wait a second here, E. What if - what if - what if we got Paul Rodgers on vocals, Tommy Thayer on guitar, Rudy Sarzo on bass and Jason Bonham on drums? Think about it - we could put them on tour as EVERY CLASSIC ROCK BAND EVER! Maybe toss in John Sykes or Howard Leese on guitar. You've got guys who, at one time or another, have been in 93% of every band since 1968!
</Charlie Hodge Mode>

Alan

I want 'Free' to re-form next. I'm sure there is a singer who can help them out............

They could tour one year as Foreigner, one year as Thin Lizzy, one year as KISS (provided they paid Gene and Paul a hefty fee), one year as Quiet Riot....

Alan, you're a frickin' genius!

I think Paul would be perfect sitting in for Sonny Bono as part of a Sonny and Cher reunion! I can just see him now singing "I Got You Babe" with Cher on his arm!

<Wild Seeds> Have you been listening to the radio again? </Wild Seeds>

Agnetha has been holding up the ABBA reunion for years. I say it's time to move on with Paul!

Haw!

You have read my warped mind. I was about to ask Herr Brotoro to do exactly what you did with the Abba photo! Brilliant!!!

Pretty soon we're going to see Paul Rodgers + Paul Rodgers, where he does nothing but new songs that sound like bad Bad Company.

i.e. anything later then the 2nd or 3rd album???

I'm waiting for Brian Howe's '80s Bad Company + Paul Rodgers.

Actually, Howe has been touring clubs in the US masquerading as Bad Company which is why the real Bad Co. reformed last year.
They did so to establish the real band and screw him over which is fine by me. I actually like some of the Howe-era material and it was very successful, but for that moron to pass himself off as Bad Co. is shameful. I think he's only been playing dumps in Oklahoma and places like that where he thinks the most fools are I suppose.

Word is Howe is going to tour as Ted Nugent after the first of the year.

It's what I do!

They could also tour as Foghat, Lynyrd Skynyrd '97, Hindu Love Gods and possibly the Heads. In their spare time, of course..

Alan

How(e) about he gets together with Steve Howe as the new singer for Yes & they call the group "No"?

Maybe Paul can replace Michael Jackson in the Jackson 5.

Jackson Four + Paul Rodgers. Me likey!

Absolute frickin' genius! I encourage anyone who can photoshop to do so with yer threads! The Abba one was absolutely frickin' brilliant!

I can just picture Rogers doing MJ dance moves. On second thought..............

Donnie and Marie have a new CD to promote. What better way than to hit the road as Donnie & Marie + Paul Rodgers?