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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:03 pm 
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... please make your next gonzo parody movie something like "Vampire Movie." I'm getting tired of all these Buffy, True Blood, Lestat kinda shows.

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Not looking forward to Tim Burton & Johnny Depp's upcoming remake of "Dark Shadows", then, are we?


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
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I mocked my wife mercilessly for her True Blood fangirliness. I watched the pilot when it aired, and thought it was wretched.

However, I've watched the last 3 episodes of this season, and I gotta say, it's pretty damn good. I don't dare admit that to her, though.

(Darin, stay far far away from True Blood. Even if you're slightly curious about it, avoid it like the plague. I'd rather not read the rant it would generate.)


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
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How come they never make vampire movies anymore?

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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
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Because they...





...wait for it...





...suck?


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:04 pm 
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Darin should rent Love at First Bite

"Children of the night... shut up!"


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:10 pm 
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Darin wrote:
... please don't make your next gonzo parody movie.

Or any other kind.

Thanks and God bless.


Fixed.


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:15 pm 
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True dat.


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:18 pm 
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That reminds me, I need to put another batch of vampire romance paperbacks into our book sale room.

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Hanzo the Razor wrote:
Darin wrote:
... please don't make your next gonzo parody movie.

Or any other kind.

Thanks and God bless.


Fixed.


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That's fucking Happy Show-bad, that is.

Hawes-bad.


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Hawes yes. M-o-o-n, that spells moon.


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Jimbo wrote:
Hanzo the Razor wrote:
Darin wrote:
... please don't make your next gonzo parody movie.

Or any other kind.

Thanks and God bless.


Fixed.


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
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Looks like Alba in FF2: Rise of the Silver Surfer


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:17 pm 
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I would like True Blood so much more if we could ditch the main character and her boyfriend.


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
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Looks like Alba in FF2: Rise of the Silver Surfer


This statement leads me to believe Ross has had one "Holy crap, you're a man!" moment in his life.


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She had freaky Wayans with Contacts eyes in FF2, dude. She looked like a Fremen.


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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:25 am 
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Darin should rent Love at First Bite

"Children of the night... shut up!"


Seen it. But we need some more parody stuff, particularly with all the artsy-fartsy romanticized vampire material out there now.

Now werewolf movies? The good ones are few and far between. The only ones I've liked are Bad Moon, American Werewolf in London and Silver Bullet... even though the latter two have pretty dated special effects.

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 Post subject: Dear Wayans Brothers...
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:47 am 
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Why does Darin hate vampires so much? Is it the sexual repression/fear of strangers Victorian thing, or is it the modern addiction analogy aspect? Why? Why?!?


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