Just because. No particular reason, really.

Francine is innocent. Pure as the driven snow. Baby fresh.

Thank you for correcting, Chris, Linda. He obviously is lacking broccoli juice in his diet and has gone off the rails.

Alarmingly (and refreshingly) so.

Francine is fresh, pure and innocent -- of that, there can be no doubt.

But beneath the surface lurks an evil side that's just waiting to be tapped.

She has shown signs of it in the past, though she tries to appear oh, so nice an' sweet.

And I have not gone off the rails, Francine -- I was never on them in the first place.

That's not what Mini Me says.

Are you talking to fictional characters again, Francine?

Ummmm....

Francine is a fictional character, so why shouldn't she talk to fictional characters?

Oh stop it!

You can't argue with sound logic.

I have to blame Francine again -- but this time, for something good. She solved my dilemma with the you tube embedding. She had me install the latest flash player and voila--! It worked.

She's a good sheila bruce!

Glad to help, Chris.

Francine will be happy to know that I eat broccoli and other veg every day now, determined to add a few more years to my wonderful, miserable, little old life.

That is exciting news, Googa! Good for you!

Soon the whole Planet will be eating broccoli day and night and my work here will be done!

I use dressing though, preferably Japanese soy dressing.

Ooooh... that's so cool. Soy dressing. Is it available in Canada do you think, Googa?

I'll take you home again, Francine.

If you have Japanese grocery stores, then yes. Perhaps ToWANto, or WANcouver, or WANtreal.

That was good.

And yes, we have Japanese stores in ToWANto. I could probably find it in one of our 3 or 4 Chinatowns in the ToWANto area, also.