Post subject: [20??-??-??] Bret Michaels "Roses And Thorns" hardcover memoir
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:25 am
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An excerpt from Bret's forthcoming autobio:
CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN:
Like, I so had a connection with um, er-- oh f***, what's her name?? Anyway, yeah, while the other girls would be doing me, I couldn't keep my mind off of her. It was like, destiny that I ended up doing The Love Of Rock. Being in Poison was something that just led me to this. Of course, because the other guys need money and stuff, I do the tours every summer. Hell, how hard is it really to keep singing "Aint Nothin' But A Good Time" twenty quintzillion times?
'Course, the really big pain in the ass is that all these chicks want me to serenade them with "Every Rose Has It's Thorn." I loved that f***ing song until I had to sing it to every last freaking one of those girls on that show. Now when I like, sing it live for an audience, I'm thinking of all those girls. What a curse, man!
But yeah, getting back to what's-her-frickin'-name, she was my soulmate. My destiny. If I could have remembered her name, maybe we'd still be together. But you know, I got another one comin' over tonight. And who knows? Maybe she'll end up being my like, true f***in love.
I'd rather read C.C. DeVille's autobio. I think it would be funnier.
Post subject: [20??-??-??] Bret Michaels "Roses And Thorns" hardcover memoir
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:13 pm
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Bump: Added the cover image to the first post. The publication date has been pushed back to June 23rd, and the title has been slightly altered (quoted from the pre-order solicitation) "so as to better reflect the drama and passion of Bret's personal journey".
Post subject: [20??-??-??] Bret Michaels "Roses And Thorns" hardcover memoir
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:15 pm
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Linda wrote:
Bump: Added the cover image to the first post. The publication date has been pushed back to June 23rd, and the title has been slightly altered (quoted from the pre-order solicitation) "so as to better reflect the drama and passion of Bret's personal journey".
Post subject: [20??-??-??] Bret Michaels "Roses And Thorns" hardcover memoir
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:01 pm
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Dr. Chris Evil wrote:
Linda wrote:
Bump: Added the cover image to the first post. The publication date has been pushed back to June 23rd, and the title has been slightly altered (quoted from the pre-order solicitation) "so as to better reflect the drama and passion of Bret's personal journey".
...from one bimbo to another.
Or was it from Milan to Minsk?
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Post subject: [20??-??-??] Bret Michaels "Roses And Thorns" hardcover memoir
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:23 am
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... and it's been cancelled again. This time the book's listing page has been completely removed from Amazon. I put "available soon" over the link in the first post, but who knows anymore. Will Roses And Thorns be the Chinese Democracy of autobiographies?
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