I feel that I have to speak up about this, as uncomfortable as it is. Taft is out of control. As you can tell by his State Of The Wanion Address Thread.... he is drunk with power and asparagus juice:


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I feel that it's time to reign "O Fat One" in. Let him know that he can't continue being the big hotshot and bully people around with his unyielding and unsurpassable, rotund weight.


Furthermore, I....ummm....

*** Phone rings ***

Me: "Hello?"

Taft: "Francine, what are you doing? You're ruining everything! Stop this now or I shall be forced to withdraw your supply of asparagus juice and lime-green garlic sherbert!"

Me: "No deal! I want more! Lot's more! And an extra crate of broccoli ice cream every week!"

Taft: "Fine! You'll have only the best. Now knock of this charade and fix things up the way they were MEANT to be! No more rocking the boat!"

Me: "Ok, Taft. You got it! Bye now."

Taft: "You'll have your shipment of goodies by tomorrow noon...later!"

*** Hang up phone ***

Anyways...as I was saying, Taft is doing a wanderful job and should be commended. Rejoice, Imwankers! O Fat One has things well in hand. I couldn't be happier. Bribery....ummm... I mean, the sheer joy of serving the big fat master has filled me with such love and hope. What can I say? We are in good hands with Taft.


That is all. Keep up the great work, Eric!

*** No sea kittens were harmed during the posting of this message ***

I'm the best.

He's the best at what he does.

Whew, for a second there I thought the ICE Invasion was off. I'd hate to have gotten the Heavy Ordinance out of the weapons locker for no reason...

Yes, you are. As long as you keep your end of the deal.

The ICE invasion is still on. No worries there.

There is no stopping Taft, if you're lucky, you can slow him down by chucking mass quantities of food in his path.

See, if we had taken care of ICE early enough, the WAN wouldn't have crashed...

Taft never gave me the "Secret Signal" to invade.

Figures, he probably forgot about it while eating lunch...

He probably ate it during lunch.

So true, Ron...

Embrace change...because nobody can embrace Taft. Unless they're Reed Richards. Or the Elongated Man....or, you know, one of those guys.

Even they have problems, they can't stretch that far...

Only the American economy can stretch far enough to embrace Taft......