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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:44 pm 
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He walked over to the bookcase choosing an old book covered in reddish brown leather with beautiful etchings on it. He held it as though it were precious to him, he opened the pages that were starting to crumble and looked at the small hand-painted picture within. He glanced down at the family in the picture. His parents, brother, and there by his brother's side was himself. The way was he changed, before that fatal night. He didn't want to thing of the time that had passed since he had last seen the sun. Felt its warmth on his skin. He closed the book and replaced it, no one thought him strange, not anymore. Because he was a writer, and all knew that writers were strange. He had used that misconception to hide his true nature. For he didn't keep regular hours, and he kept to himself a lot. When he did have to go amoung a lot of strangers, he used his glimmer to hide his elven and vampire features. In the bookcases in front of him, were thousands of books most of them were those he had written. This was only one occupation he had held, how many had he in the centuries he had lived among the humans? How many more would hadd to it in the centuries to come? He grew weary of the existence he now lived. .

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:58 pm 
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 Post subject: THE GREATEST BOOK IN THE WORLD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:09 pm 
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I was intrigued. The paragraph Taft quotes here made it look like someone was trying to imitate Jorge Luis Borges. Then I got into the review and learned that it was a fan-written vampire romance. It's about what I might expect from a vampire romance fan who tried to write. What is with all these vampire romances, anyway? We get stacks of them donated to the library!

And like the reviewer, I considered the seven-foot-tall furry glowing eyeballs that weighed at least six hundred pounds each to be a high point.

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 Post subject: THE GREATEST BOOK IN THE WORLD
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:25 pm 
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That meddlin kid wrote:
What is with all these vampire romances, anyway? We get stacks of them donated to the library!


The ultimate self sacrifice.
Your are so special that I will change to be with you.


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 Post subject: THE GREATEST BOOK IN THE WORLD
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:46 am 
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What a terrible, terrible pleasure. Thanks for getting me into LiveJournal! It is nice to see the editorial checklist of abuses in one example. I can't remember ever writing this badly...but then, if I tried 98 3/4 pages back in the day...

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