I like the part when the record achieves escape velocity and flies off the turntable.

Now thats a catchy tune! I once had a record player like that but it flew out the window.

Hmmm...that can't be good for the needle...or one's record collection.

But if I had a cd player that went that fast, I might finally get through the pile of cds I've bought but still haven't gotten around to listening to, some purchased as far back as five years ago! Yikes!