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 Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless?
PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:33 pm 
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Had lunch with Chris today.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:34 pm 
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Sounds like the gals I used to date...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:56 pm 
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Had lunch with Chris today.


...and I'm assuming that Chris isn't currently homeless. Correct? :-o

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:01 pm 
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Did Chris drive you to lunch in his new Evilmobile?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:03 pm 
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Well, he's not actually homeless. Though he sometimes looks it. :evil:










*just kidding

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:37 pm 
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Yes...my real name is Steve..REALLY! ;)

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Well, he's not actually homeless. Though he sometimes looks it. :evil:










*just kidding



I wouldn't know, because the anti-social Dr. Evil only makes it down to my area when Herr Jimbo is in town, which these days is a twelth of never kind of event! :cry: (Do I whine much?)

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:53 pm 
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Chris can't be homeless; he has a new car.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:57 pm 
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What about Jewel? The story goes that she was homeless but living in her car.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:15 pm 
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No Linda. He insisted that we meet at the restaurant because he doesn't want me anywhere near his car.

Walter, I say screw him then. If you want, we can get together for a beer and bad mouth him for a couple of hours.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:16 pm 
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Especially when you are talking about Chris.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:03 pm 
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Walter P wrote:
Smiff wrote:
Well, he's not actually homeless. Though he sometimes looks it. :evil:










*just kidding



I wouldn't know, because the anti-social Dr. Evil only makes it down to my area when Herr Jimbo is in town, which these days is a twelth of never kind of event! :cry: (Do I whine much?)


Walter, Walter, Walter! I guess we will have to have a Jimbo-like lunch to suffice until Herr Jimbo comes back one day. I'm up for it. :ohyes: :yay:

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:04 pm 
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He kept his pants on, didn't he?

I mean, the drooling is a distraction, but drooling and pantsless??

Not good.


Lies! Lies! Lies! I was not drooling!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:44 pm 
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Walter, I say screw him then. If you want, we can get together for a beer and bad mouth him for a couple of hours.


Wait - screw him at the Jimbo lunch? Won't that just encourage him?

Alan

(BTW Bill - had Primanti's again yesterday, although not the original location like we visited. Still damn good.)

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:50 am 
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That place was awesome Alan. I'm still hoping to return the favor if you get to Boston.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:36 am 
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I hear if you smear mentally ill and homeless all over you, they will stay away. It is your sweet smell that attracts them.

Or is that zombies?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:38 am 
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Yes...my real name is Steve..REALLY! ;)

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alantig wrote:
Smiff wrote:
Walter, I say screw him then. If you want, we can get together for a beer and bad mouth him for a couple of hours.


Wait - screw him at the Jimbo lunch? Won't that just encourage him?

Alan

(BTW Bill - had Primanti's again yesterday, although not the original location like we visited. Still damn good.)



Okay...just to make this clear, I'm not screwing anyone, particularly Dr. Evil! :barf: (We might have to go on a little excursion though, particularly during the holiday season!)

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 Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:45 am 
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Well, I would be delighted to join you guys. Dr. Evil needs a chaperone anyway. He really doesn't know how to behave in public.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:39 am 
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Go ahead..I dare ya!

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Well, I would be delighted to join you guys. Dr. Evil needs a chaperone anyway. He really doesn't know how to behave in public.


I've heard that.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:47 am 
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To be honest, neither is he.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:40 pm 
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Smiff does not know how to behave in public, either. He is revilved, repugnant and revolting...but he does have a cool guitar!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:49 pm 
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Dr. Chris Evil wrote:
Smiff does not know how to behave in public, either. He is revilved, repugnant and revolting...but he does have a cool guitar!



Geez...Dr. Evil has the cool new car and Smiff has the cool guitar. I don't know if I can go shopping with you two now, because I don't know what cool thing I bring to the table. Let's see...

Cool shiny head?

Cool not-so-new minivan?

Cool CD collection?

I guess it will have to be the latter, because the first two don't sound very promising! (And I guess whether or not my CD collection is cool is a very subjective thing.)

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