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Smiff
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:33 pm |
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Had lunch with Chris today.
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:34 pm |
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Sounds like the gals I used to date...
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Walter P
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:56 pm |
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Yes...my real name is Steve..REALLY! ;)
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Smiff wrote: Had lunch with Chris today. ...and I'm assuming that Chris isn't currently homeless. Correct? 
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:01 pm |
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Did Chris drive you to lunch in his new Evilmobile?
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Smiff
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:03 pm |
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Well, he's not actually homeless. Though he sometimes looks it.  *just kidding
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Walter P
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:37 pm |
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Yes...my real name is Steve..REALLY! ;)
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Smiff wrote: Well, he's not actually homeless. Though he sometimes looks it.  *just kidding I wouldn't know, because the anti-social Dr. Evil only makes it down to my area when Herr Jimbo is in town, which these days is a twelth of never kind of event!  (Do I whine much?)
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:53 pm |
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Chris can't be homeless; he has a new car.
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:57 pm |
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What about Jewel? The story goes that she was homeless but living in her car.
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Smiff
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:15 pm |
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No Linda. He insisted that we meet at the restaurant because he doesn't want me anywhere near his car.
Walter, I say screw him then. If you want, we can get together for a beer and bad mouth him for a couple of hours.
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:00 pm |
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Go ahead..I dare ya!
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He kept his pants on, didn't he?
I mean, the drooling is a distraction, but drooling and pantsless??
Not good.
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Smiff
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:16 pm |
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Especially when you are talking about Chris.
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Dr. Chris Evil
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:03 pm |
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Walter P wrote: Smiff wrote: Well, he's not actually homeless. Though he sometimes looks it.  *just kidding I wouldn't know, because the anti-social Dr. Evil only makes it down to my area when Herr Jimbo is in town, which these days is a twelth of never kind of event!  (Do I whine much?) Walter, Walter, Walter! I guess we will have to have a Jimbo-like lunch to suffice until Herr Jimbo comes back one day. I'm up for it. 
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Dr. Chris Evil
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:04 pm |
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Dr. Brian Fever wrote: He kept his pants on, didn't he?
I mean, the drooling is a distraction, but drooling and pantsless??
Not good. Lies! Lies! Lies! I was not drooling!
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:44 pm |
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Smiff wrote: Walter, I say screw him then. If you want, we can get together for a beer and bad mouth him for a couple of hours. Wait - screw him at the Jimbo lunch? Won't that just encourage him? Alan (BTW Bill - had Primanti's again yesterday, although not the original location like we visited. Still damn good.)
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Smiff
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:50 am |
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That place was awesome Alan. I'm still hoping to return the favor if you get to Boston.
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:36 am |
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I hear if you smear mentally ill and homeless all over you, they will stay away. It is your sweet smell that attracts them.
Or is that zombies?
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Walter P
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:38 am |
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alantig wrote: Smiff wrote: Walter, I say screw him then. If you want, we can get together for a beer and bad mouth him for a couple of hours. Wait - screw him at the Jimbo lunch? Won't that just encourage him? Alan (BTW Bill - had Primanti's again yesterday, although not the original location like we visited. Still damn good.) Okay...just to make this clear, I'm not screwing anyone, particularly Dr. Evil!  (We might have to go on a little excursion though, particularly during the holiday season!)
_________________ F.A.S.T. Stroke Signs
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Smiff
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:45 am |
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Well, I would be delighted to join you guys. Dr. Evil needs a chaperone anyway. He really doesn't know how to behave in public.
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Dr. Brian Fever
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:39 am |
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Go ahead..I dare ya!
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Smiff wrote: Well, I would be delighted to join you guys. Dr. Evil needs a chaperone anyway. He really doesn't know how to behave in public. I've heard that. The stories aren't pretty.
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:47 am |
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To be honest, neither is he.
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Dr. Chris Evil
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:40 pm |
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Smiff does not know how to behave in public, either. He is revilved, repugnant and revolting...but he does have a cool guitar!
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Walter P
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Post subject: Why do I attract the mentally ill and homeless? Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:49 pm |
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Yes...my real name is Steve..REALLY! ;)
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Dr. Chris Evil wrote: Smiff does not know how to behave in public, either. He is revilved, repugnant and revolting...but he does have a cool guitar! Geez...Dr. Evil has the cool new car and Smiff has the cool guitar. I don't know if I can go shopping with you two now, because I don't know what cool thing I bring to the table. Let's see... Cool shiny head? Cool not-so-new minivan? Cool CD collection? I guess it will have to be the latter, because the first two don't sound very promising! (And I guess whether or not my CD collection is cool is a very subjective thing.)
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F = Face drooping - Look for an uneven smile A = Arm Weakness - Is one arm weak? - Can you lift both arms? S = Speech Difficulty - Listen for slurred speech - Do people understand your speech? T = Time is brain! - Call 9-1-1
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