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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:38 am 
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FBI agent claims Sonny Bono was murdered

A former FBI agent has made new claims that 1960s pop star Sonny Bono was assassinated.

Ted Gunderson said that Cher's former husband was targeted in a politically-motivated assassination in January 1998.

However, Bono's autopsy concluded that he died of injuries sustained after crashing into a tree while skiing at the Heavenly Ski Resort in Nevada.

"It's nonsense for anyone to now try to suggest that Bono died after crashing into a tree," Gunderson told America's Globe.

"There's zero evidence in this autopsy report to show such an accident happened. Instead, there's powerful proof he was assassinated.

"This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins."

Gunderson said hitmen hired by top US officials moved in on him because Bono - a member of the US House Of Representatives - was believed to be about to expose an international drug and weapons ring.

His claims are reportedly backed by several top forensic experts.

http://www.nme.com/news/nme/35778

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:45 pm 
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Sonny Bono conspiracy theories ten years after the fact?? :roll:

Must be a slow news day.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:47 pm 
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I love a good conspiracy theory.

Going to have to look into this one to decide if it's a good one though. :ohyes:

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I'd check Gregg Allman's alibi.

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I'd check Gregg Allman's alibi.


He was too stoned to be the killer.

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I'd check Gregg Allman's alibi.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:40 pm 
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It was a plot by the trees I tell you. After seeing The Ruins, the plants of the world have it out for us. :)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:41 pm 
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It was a plot by the trees I tell you. After seeing The Ruins, the plants of the world have it out for us. :)


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Didn't one of those dopey Kennedys also ski into a moving tree the same week as Sonny?

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Something should be done about these trees that move about. Its not right, to be able to move about.

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Something should be done about these trees that move about. Its not right, to be able to move about.


Just ask Macbeth! :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:35 pm 
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A Macbeth reference? I love it! I'm an English teacher who teaches Macbeth every year-- great job!

"Bono will a representative be till Birnam wood comes to Dunsinane. Babe."

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In death, as in life, Sonny gets no respect. I heard that at his funeral, a Kryptonian elder did a reading of "Trees" by Joyce Kilmer.

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In death, as in life, Sonny gets no respect. I heard that at his funeral, a Kryptonian elder did a reading of "Trees" by Joyce Kilmer.

"I think that I shall never see/
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Didn't one of those dopey Kennedys also ski into a moving tree the same week as Sonny?


Yes, one of Bobby Kennedy's kids. The one who had an affair with a babysitter. I believe his name was Michael Kennedy. His death happened on New Year's Eve, 1997.

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In his honor, I put on "The Trees" by RUSH. :) Nothing like a song about maples and oaks.

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I smell wolf all over this.

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