This is for Walter and Renny


Q: What do you call a ground ball to Jeter’s left?

A: A single

An oldie but a goodie:

Q: What to Bill Buckner and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

I remember that one! Ok, how about this one:

Q: Who is the only Yankee to die sliding home?

A: Billy Martin

I know it's offensive. Sorry

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil was the first to walk on the moon.......and Michael likes to sleep with little boys

Q: What did Mick Jagger say when he saw Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver involved in a drunken tryst during a Playboy Party?

A: Hey Hugh, get off of McLeod

My favorite current Yankee is Derek Jeter.

My favorite Yankee of all time is Billy Martin.

I have yet to find any humor in this thread.

It's sure nice to have Spring Training going on now. I needed the distraction as the football season ended VERY BADLY!

Sorry for the offense Robert. If it's any consolation, I didn't share the MOST offensive Yankees joke I know.

I also want to apologize to any Dennis Weaver fans out there for my last joke. I'm sure the thought of him under Hugh Hefner isn't a pretty one.

Badly? I thought it went quite well!

The NY media are already hounding A-Rod over the number of times he's been tested for steroids and other banned subtances. He casually threw out the number 10 the other day, and now the press is trying to nail him because he might've exaggerated.

Jimbo,

You are a cruel, cruel man. Walter is suffering horribly, and you shouldn't rub his nose (and mine, for that matter) in it.

Am I the only person who never thought that A-Rod was a juicer? I'm not sure why...I've always thought he's an asshole, but it never occurred to me that he could be cheating. Probably because he's so arrogant about his skill, and I would think he would be more discreet if he were cheating. By the way, do you think Sid Fernandez was on the juice, or did he come by that body naturally?

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