What the heck is going on with Britney?

Uncle Twitchy · **Joined:** 28 Nov 2006 **Posts:** 30520

The Sun wrote:

BRITNEY SPEARS wants to be FROZEN after her death - so she can be brought back to life later.

That's adorable.

Geff R. · 27 Sep 2006

Linda wrote:

Britney Spears set to appear on 'Glee'
Singer set for an episode of the TV series featuring her music

August 11, 2010
http://www.nme.com/movies/news/britney- ... lee/183448

This picture is BEGGING for a caption. Mine would have something to do with ingesting way too much cocaine.

DanO · 30 Jul 2006

Uncle Twitchy wrote:

The Sun wrote:

BRITNEY SPEARS wants to be FROZEN after her death - so she can be brought back to life later.

That's adorable.

and the Sun is noted for its accuracy.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Linda wrote:

Britney Spears set to appear on 'Glee'
Singer set for an episode of the TV series featuring her music

August 11, 2010
http://www.nme.com/movies/news/britney- ... lee/183448

Britney Spears is set to appear in an episode of Glee based around her music. The singer will feature in an episode dedicated to her songs, but will not mention her personal life, reports BBC News.

Last month, Glee creator Ryan Murphy revealed there would be a Spears episode, but it was unclear whether the singer would appear on the show.

However, speaking on US radio show KIIS-FM, Murphy declared: "Britney, I think 100 percent, is going to be on the episode. It's about her music and not her personal life. We're handling Britney with sort of kid gloves. I really admire what she's done with her life and how she's turned things around."

Murphy also explained the format of the episode, saying that Spears will not be appearing in the high school, but in a series of fantasy sequences in which members of the glee club visit the dentist and imagine themselves singing with the star.

I'm setting the DVR right now.

Linda · **Posted:** Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:32 pm

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Britney Spears sued for sexual harassment by former bodyguard

Britney Spears' former bodyguard Fernando Flores has filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the singer.

Flores alleges in papers filed at Los Angeles Superior Court that Spears made unwanted sexual advances towards him and exposed herself naked to him, reports Associated Press.

He worked for the singer from February to July this year, and also alleges that Spears had sex in front of him.

Spears' lawyer did not comment on the allegations, but a lawyer for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, called the accusations "baseless".

Lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan said: "He [Federline] is satisfied that the allegations are a product of economic motives. They are as baseless as they seem."

http://www.nme.com/news/britney-spears/52913

DanO · 30 Jul 2006

Linda wrote:

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Britney Spears sued for sexual harassment by former bodyguard

Britney Spears' former bodyguard Fernando Flores has filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the singer.

Flores alleges in papers filed at Los Angeles Superior Court that Spears made unwanted sexual advances towards him and exposed herself naked to him, reports Associated Press.

He worked for the singer from February to July this year, and also alleges that Spears had sex in front of him.

Spears' lawyer did not comment on the allegations, but a lawyer for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, called the accusations "baseless".

Lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan said: "He [Federline] is satisfied that the allegations are a product of economic motives. They are as baseless as they seem."

http://www.nme.com/news/britney-spears/52913

Any chance she's in the market for a retired police bodyguard, with a pistol license and an open mind toward being sexually harassed?

alantig · 20 Sep 2006

One story is that on one occasion, she called the bodyguard into her room where she was standing naked. He just looked at her. She just stood there. Finally he said, "Do you need something?"

Alan

JohnG · 03 Aug 2006

from I Don't Like You That Way.com:

Fernando Fores, Britney Spears' former bodyguard who accused her of having sex in front of her kids and sexually harassing him, is still attempting to sue her in civil court. But "the people in charge of Britney Spears" are basically begging the judge to move the case to probate court because they feel Flores is attempting to extort money from Spears. And by "extort money" they mean "OMG, he can say more shit!". TMZ reports:

It all has to do with a lawsuit filed by Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard who claims the pop star sexually harassed him by, among other things, walking around her home in the nude. Flores wants the case tried in civil court -- but Britney's conservators are concerned that Flores will use the public forum to release private information to extort a settlement out of Britney. In new legal docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Team Britney begs the judge to move the case to a probate court, where all of the accusations could be kept from the public ... and protect her from a "shake down." The conservators also believe, "There is a real possibility that Ms. Spears will be exposed to danger by the release of confidential and personal information." A hearing on the matter is scheduled for the end of the month.

I mean, do we really even need to care at this point? It's Britney Spears. She could bedazzle the skins of possums or surprise her kids with a pet piranha at bath time and it would be fully expected. The only way Britney Spears could be remotely shocking is if this guy has a picture of her brushing her hair.

AMW · **Joined:** 26 Sep 2006 **Posts:** 4543

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I mean, do we really even need to care at this point? It's Britney Spears. She could bedazzle the skins of possums or surprise her kids with a pet piranha at bath time and it would be fully expected. The only way Britney Spears could be remotely shocking is if this guy has a picture of her brushing her hair.

But seriously, folks, I kid...I kid, because I love.

Dr. Brian Fever · 10 Aug 2004

Maybe her stretch marks freaked him out.

JohnG · 03 Aug 2006

Britney found out that her parents are getting back together again.

Yes, its true.

AMW · **Joined:** 26 Sep 2006 **Posts:** 4543

Happy birthday, Britney, wherever you are.

JohnG · 03 Aug 2006

How old are you now?

DanO · 30 Jul 2006

AMW wrote:

Happy birthday, Britney, wherever you are.

Linda · **Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:00 pm

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Britney Spears sued for $10 million over fragrance deal

Britney Spears and her father Jamie are being sued for over $10 million by the company which helped them to secure the deal for Britney’s popular perfume range.

Licensing firm Brand Sense Partners have said that they are owed a 35% commission fee for the arrangement they made between Elizabeth Arden Inc. and the Britney Spears brand in 2004.

RollingStone.com reports that Brand Sense believe that Britney and her father made another deal with Elizabeth Arden Inc. in order to cut them out of any revenue.

http://www.nme.com/news/britney-spears/55844

Linda · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:19 pm

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Britney Spears bans hot dogs and cookie dough ice cream from tour - Tabloid Hell

Britney Spears has banned junk food from her upcoming US tour in a bid to stay in shape, according to a red top.

Pizzas, cookie dough ice cream, hot dogs and beer have all been blacklisted on the upcoming jaunt, reports The Sun.

"The singer has given caterers strict instructions not to make any junk food because she's not allowed it," the newspaper claimed.

Spears has also enlisted Michael Jackson's choreographers to help her recreate his dance routines on the jaunt.

To help her channel the spirit of the late King of Pop, she's ordered her crew to play his songs on repeat in her dressing rooms at all times.

Humidifiers and a mini gym are being carted to each show to ensure Spears is able to perform at her best.

The singer's US tour is due to kick off at the Power Balance Pavilion in Sacramento on June 16.

http://www.nme.com/news/tabloid-hell/56287

Geff R. · 27 Sep 2006

NME wrote:

To help her channel the spirit of the late King of Pop, she's ordered her crew to play his songs on repeat in her dressing rooms at all times.

that may be the scariest thing she's ever done. :ohno:

DanO · 30 Jul 2006

It must all be true if a "red top" said it.

Also, Elvis is Bigfoot.

Linda · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 7:16 pm

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Britney Spears' ex-manager asks for singer to undergo psychiatric evaluation

Britney Spears' former manager Sam Lufti has asked the Los Angeles Supreme Court to order a psychiatric evaluation of the singer.

Lufti, who was fired from his role with Spears in 2008, is pursuing a defamation lawsuit against her mother Lynne Spears. The singer's mum claimed in her 2008 book Through The Storm that he used to manipulate her by secretly drugging her and cutting off her channels of communication, reports Rolling Stone.

Although the singer's parents are claiming that she is mentally incapable of testifying in the trial, Lufti has cited the interviews she gave promote her new album Femme Fatale, which was released earlier this year, as proof that she'd be capable of giving deposition in court.

Earlier this year Spears and her father were sued for over $10 million (£6.1 million) by the company who helped them secure the singer's fragrance deal. Her former bodyguard Fernando Flores, meanwhile, filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her in 2010.

http://www.nme.com/news/britney-spears/56628

Steve · 21 Oct 2004

Let me save the state a whole lot of money:

Linda · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:46 pm

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Britney Spears engaged for the third time - Tabloid Hell

Britney Spears is planning to get married for a third time, according to the tabs.

The pop star is on the comeback trail with acclaimed new album 'Femme Fatale', and now she is working on sorting out her personal life as well. She is secretly engaged to long-term boyfriend Jason Trawick, according to The Sun. Until a month ago, he was also her manager.

A source told the newspaper: "Britney's desperate to settle down again and have more children. But she is very traditional and didn't want to start a family with Jason until they’d tied the knot."

Spears has been married twice before. In 2004 she married childhood friend Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, but the marriage was annulled after just 55 hours. Later that year she got married again for real to Kevin Federline, with whom she had her two children.

Meanwhile, she has just announced the following UK dates:

Belfast Odyssey Arena (October 25)
London O2 Arena (28, November 2, 3)
Birmingham LG Arena (October 30, 31)
Manchester Evening News Arena (November 6)

http://www.nme.com/news/britney-spears/57208

Brainiac McGee · **Joined:** 10 Jun 2011 **Posts:** 2941

Britney is on the cover of the current (June/July 2011) issue of Harper's Bazaar.

What the heck is going on with Britney?

Who is WANline