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Bubbles
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair  Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 11:50 pm |
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Have almost no food, serve pretty much only soup and beer that tastes like it was made in the inside of a shoe. Good beer can be served, but it will cost extra. Insist people pay in gold coin, make everything really dirty, have a troth running through the street for people to relieve themselves, and make the whole place is just lousy with, well, louses (lice).
Anyone whose phone rings would be taken to the town square and beaten mercilessly for being a witch.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 11:59 pm |
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Add fleas.Lots of fleas
Rats as well.
Plague-carriers optional.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 12:02 am |
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The fleas were the plague-carriers. And the rats carried the fleas.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 12:03 am |
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I forgot about the rats! Fleas seem optional. We already have lice. I guess we might as well throw them in though. More the merrier. Also, bed bugs.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:22 am |
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Bubbles wrote: ...Anyone whose phone rings would be taken to the town square and beaten mercilessly for being a witch. I think this would be a good rule for all public places.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:45 am |
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Bubbles wrote: Have almost no food, serve pretty much only soup and beer that tastes like it was made in the inside of a shoe. Good beer can be served, but it will cost extra. Insist people pay in gold coin, make everything really dirty, have a troth running through the street for people to relieve themselves, and make the whole place is just lousy with, well, louses (lice). They already do this. It's called Free Comic Book Day.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:48 am |
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Linda wrote: Bubbles wrote: Have almost no food, serve pretty much only soup and beer that tastes like it was made in the inside of a shoe. Good beer can be served, but it will cost extra. Insist people pay in gold coin, make everything really dirty, have a troth running through the street for people to relieve themselves, and make the whole place is just lousy with, well, louses (lice). They already do this. It's called Free Comic Book Day. My dear Linda, allow me to say that I have derived a grand, hearty laugh from this comment. Or, LOL.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:49 am |
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:51 am |
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This thread reminds me of Hob Gabling (an immortal character in Gaiman's Sandman) complaining about how fake the fairs are.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:51 am |
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Hey, brother
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 Hob is the best
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:54 am |
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The one where he meets Morpheus over the ages is one of my favorite comics of all time.
OF ALL TIME.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:56 am |
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I love Hob.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:58 am |
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Interesting. If I were to add an "O" to that sentence, you would be, in essence, saying "I love homeless people"
Think about it.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:06 am |
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A hobo is homeless, but a homeless person is not necessarily a hobo.
Think about it.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:15 am |
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But a homeless person doesn't have a permanent residence, and it has the inherent potential of becoming a hobo. Quantum Hoboness.
That's some scary stuff, Bubbles. You're playing with fire.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:20 am |
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This reminds me of a classic IMWAN thread.
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=9412
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:32 am |
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In clickable form: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=9412It is a good thread.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 10:38 am |
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Hold yourself together, (T)Eddy----it's only IMWAN
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Arrest anyone who wears purple since that colour can only be worn by royalty.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 10:39 am |
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Hold yourself together, (T)Eddy----it's only IMWAN
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Arrest anyone who wears purple since that colour can only be worn by royalty.
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 10:40 am |
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What about the people who wear purple?
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 10:59 am |
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Hold yourself together, (T)Eddy----it's only IMWAN
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Fraxon! wrote: What about the people who wear purple? They'll get a lighter sentence than idiots like me who double post. 
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Post subject: I Just Had a Great Idea: Realistic Renaissance Fair Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:08 am |
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Can I murder and plunder people without fear of legal repurcussions if I'm dressed as a Knight?
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pretty bubbles in the air,
they fly so high,
nearly reach the sky,
then like my dreams,
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Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
pretty bubbles in the air.
UNITED! UNITED!
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