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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread!  Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:07 pm |
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I've just decided that the world will end on the 17th of July, 2027. The way I see it, with all the conspiracy theories and end of the world declarations, I might as well join in the fun and make my own end of the world prediction! So enjoy it while it lasts, people! The end draweth near! You have been warned!   P.S. Madonna will still be touring and making CDs at that time. Just so you know! 
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Brotoro
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:10 pm |
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No it won't.
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Francine
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:14 pm |
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Brotoro wrote: No it won't. I understand. You're in denial. It's ok, don't worry, Brotoro. The end will come swiftly. You won't feel a thing. Planet Earth will be crushed by a Hostess Ding Dong the size of Jupiter that day. It'll happen so fast that it'll be instantaneous and painless for all of Earth's inhabitants, Of course, Keith Richards will be Earth's sole survivor.
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Brotoro
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:16 pm |
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Because he likes Ding Dongs?
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Francine
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:19 pm |
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Brotoro wrote: Because he likes Ding Dongs? Nope. Because Keith will be on the surface of the Moon at that exact moment. No doubt getting high on fermented asparagus juice and reminiscing about the old days with his band the Rolling Stones.
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Jilerb
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:12 pm |
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If this apocalyptic Ding Dong is the size of Jupiter, Keith Richards won't be safe even on the moon. Well, not Earth's moon. 
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Francine
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:19 pm |
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Jilerb wrote: If this apocalyptic Ding Dong is the size of Jupiter, Keith Richards won't be safe even on the moon. Well, not Earth's moon. It's ok, Jilerb. He'll be safely underground - under the Moon's surface at the time - like 5000 feet below. That's where he hangs out when he's not on tour.
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Brotoro
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:21 pm |
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I don't think that will help.
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Francine
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:22 pm |
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Brotoro wrote: I don't think that will help. He'll be wrapped in plastic bubble wrap at the time!
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Francine
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:28 pm |
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The best thing about end-of-the-world conspiracy theories is you can make it all up as you go along! 
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:33 pm |
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Can we make it the 18th? I have a haircut appointment for the 17th.
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:40 pm |
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Jimbo wrote: Can we make it the 18th? I have a haircut appointment for the 17th. Sorry. There's no going back, Jimbo! On a happier note,..William Hung has just released his 12 CD boxed set of his greatest hits! It's available for the low, low price of $129.99! If that doesn't cheer you up then nothing will!
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:43 pm |
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:49 pm |
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Jimbo wrote: Can we make it the 18th? I have a haircut appointment for the 17th. That will mark the 55th anniversary of your hairstyle. 
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:50 pm |
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Linda wrote: Jimbo wrote: Can we make it the 18th? I have a haircut appointment for the 17th. That will mark the 55th anniversary of your hairstyle. LOL! Jimbo's very consistent, Linda!
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:13 pm |
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Yeah, the point is even the moon won't be safe. That Ding Dong of Death is HUGE! Francine wrote: William Hung has just released his 12 CD boxed set of his greatest hits! It's available for the low, low price of $129.99! If that doesn't cheer you up then nothing will! Francine says nothing will cheer me up 
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:19 pm |
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Jilerb wrote: Yeah, the point is even the moon won't be safe. That Ding Dong of Death is HUGE! Francine wrote: William Hung has just released his 12 CD boxed set of his greatest hits! It's available for the low, low price of $129.99! If that doesn't cheer you up then nothing will! Francine says nothing will cheer me up It's ok, Jilerb. The ♫ Ding Dong ♪ of death won't be here for awhile...and the ♫ wicked ol' witch is dead. ♪ So there's lots to smile about!
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:02 am |
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:49 am |
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That's OK. I was done with it anyway.
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:48 am |
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Ross wrote: That's OK. I was done with it anyway. If you build a really good spacecraft you can get out before the Ding Dong hits, Ross!
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:51 am |
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Francine wrote: I've just decided that the world will end on the 17th of July, 2027. The way I see it, with all the conspiracy theories and end of the world declarations, I might as well join in the fun and make my own end of the world prediction! So enjoy it while it lasts, people! The end draweth near! You have been warned! P.S. Hillary Fluff, my all time favorite singer, will still be touring and making CDs at that time. Just so you know! Good to see you've changed your ways, Francine.
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Post subject: The World Will End On July 17th, 2027! Apocalyptic Hostess Ding Dong Thread! Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 10:16 am |
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Linda wrote: Jimbo wrote: Can we make it the 18th? I have a haircut appointment for the 17th. That will mark the 55th anniversary of your hairstyle. Why tamper with a classic?
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