Chunky or creamy?

and what kind of jelly?

Honey badger don't care

Although the honey badger claims to not care, I think the honey badger secretly prefers chunky peanut butter and homemade strawberry jam.

Kirby Crackle flavour.

Which might be pork. Nevertheless, I'd eat it.

I like crunchy peanut butter with strawberry jam or preserves.

We're a smooth PB house, which is upsetting because I've always preferred crunchy.

I feel your pain. Smooth PB is the work of Darkseid.

The big ex, the one I lived with for something like 2 years, was allergic to nuts. We didn't keep peanut butter in the house.
Pretty much the instant we broke up I made up for lost time and ate like a thousand PB & J's and Reese's PB cups.

also, the best jelly/jam ever is my grandma's homemade strawberry freezer jam. that stuff from the grocery store doesn't come close.

I grew up thinking I didn't like peanut butter... but I was wrong. Eventually I discovered that what I didn't like was peanut butter WITH JELLY, which I hadn't thought of, because I like jelly with butter. But there you have it.

Heaven on a sandwich: peanut butter, banana, and honey. Even better if you grill it. Chunky or creamy, whatever.

Monk's a lucky man.

Ironically, it was your sudden allergy to nuts that led to the breakup.

Hey, I'll take what I can get.

Before you had your first peanut butter cup, did you look at them lovingly and go, "I've missed you, darlings."

I'd like to know the answer to this as well.

Naw, I was like "dude, you need to wash dem bishes, lol"

OMG WUT

Monk's chocolate salty balls were schwetty?