YOU SONOFABITCH.

http://channelguidemag.zap2it.com/artic ... o-0411.php

This dude was hired for a position that they could've given to me. They hired an outside guy instead of promoting an internal employee. Pissed me off.

And now they're giving him the "Game of Thrones" article. Insult to injury.

I totally bagged the chick who wrote this article.

http://channelguidemag.zap2it.com/artic ... g-0411.php

Sorry to hear that.

Was the magazine based in Wisconsin or did you telecommute?

Is that why they passed you over for a promotion?

I think we need to re-title this thread CHANNEL GUIDE 2: DOOT'S REVENGE

It was and is based in Wisconsin, yeah.

She actually told me once that she got in trouble over it. I find that kind of weird, cause why would she get in trouble but not me?

Good for you, Doot. Smash that ass up.

Hey, thanks, man.

I had not realized before until I looked it up just now, but Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein were both released in the same year, 1974. Man, what a year for Mel Brooks.

Are you saying you got this poor girl pregnant?

Is there a Little Doot or Dootette running around that we should know about?

I hadn't considered that.

She did take a leave of absence right after our affair ended.

Oh my god ...

Love Anchorman and Step Brothers but his public persona has really turned me off. He's coming across like a dick in real life.

How so?

The relentless political stuff at Funny or Die. It's not even handed. On 30 Rock Tina Fey makes fun of everyone and that's cool. I can dig it. It's clever too for the most part. But Funny or Die has become just a pr machine, not just for politics either. For the Hollywood people too, for their image, etc. It's become too cool for school. Just turns me off personally, that's all.

He's in SC, thank you very much.

So it was you who ordered the Kryptonite ring.

When I first watched it I didn't find it funny at all but it has gotten funnier with every subsequent viewing. Except for the last twenty minutes which I find goes downhill.

Pretty much. Once he leaves the station it gets kind of maudlin. But I love all the shenanigans at the station when they're adjusting to Applegate as the new female anchor.

He's presenting his opinions, not doing the evening news or anything requiring equal time. That's not "being a dick" that's "being liberal and Allen is conservative and doesn't like the joke". Which is fine, no one should feel compelled to like Will Ferrell (I certainly don't! ). But be fair; it's not him being a dick.