Try to keep up. Batman's utility belt is a light saber:

It doesn't matter since the Force is not with The Batman.

I think I voted for Kenobi but I can't be sure from those two choices.

This is fun watching Batman get his ass kicked by every Jedi under the sun.


I'm waiting for the Jar Jar vs. Batman poll just so Batsy-Watsy can save some face from being Lucased in every other poll.

If it's so easy to do the choke hold, slam the guy against a wall and break him in half jedi trick, then why did all the Jedi's go down like little bitches in Revenge of the Sith?

Because they were sneak-attacked by battalions of soldiers with highly advanced weaponry.

Batman is not the one you want to vote for..

Adam West Batman would dance the Batusi and bamboozle Kenobi, before spraying him with that weird coloured smoke and knocking him out cold.

Apart from that - Kenobi all the way.

IAWTP

I have to go with the "Lying Cocksucker", just like Yoda, unless Batman has something in his utility belt to block the force he's toast.

Got to with Obi-Wan, though in that Jim Lee pic, it looks like Bats is using the force to swing above Gotham.

Against one is easy, against a platoon is another story...

Hanzo is correct here. They couldn't get Yoda because he wasn't weaksauce...

I'm voting for Batman. Obi Wan is no longer the threat he once was. Now that he's retired and living in Beverly Hills, he's become really soft and spoiled. In fact, he was seen out on Santa Monica Blvd last week with Cher. They had been shopping for hair care products and had just come from a high-priced restaurant where they ordered a $200.00 bottle of fine wine to go with dinner. Obi Wan just doesn't have it anymore. He's sold out and hasn't got what it takes. The only "force" he deals with these days are the expensive clams he shoves down his ever-loving pie hole.

It's a sword. Get over it people.

I didn't see Qui Gon or Obi Wan choking anyone in Episode 1, and only a couple of times did they toss a battle droid aside with the Force. The Force. Overrated.

Yeah, they were too busy cutting people and robots in half with lightsabers.

Lightsabers. Fucking awesome.

Which is another reason why ROTJ sucks ass. Lightsabres? Might as well be using wiffleball bats.

Twitchy's best argument yet.

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In Jedi, the lightsabres don't cut anything. Luke swats at Jabba's guards on the sail barge, hits 'em in the shoulder, and they fall down to the Wilhelm scream. Oh, sure, a couple of inanimate objects break when they're hit by the lightsabres, but any living critter? Just falls over. Nothing gets cut.