Honestly, if you've never seen The Venture Brothers, I don't even know why you own a TV.

I thought they were produced spontaneously.

Never seen Venture Bros., but baby Smurf was delivered by stork on blue, moonlit night.

Smurfette and Sassette was created from magic clay, like Wonder Woman

Of course, the Smurfs are also evil godless communists so what do you expect?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs_and_communism

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Holy Mother of Crap!!

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I think they were just drawn as needed...

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spores

smurfy-spores

Didn't they just appear every 100 years or so?

A Smurf is smurfed when Papa Smurf smurfs his smurf.

duh

Ahhh... Well that makes Smurf. I always Smurfed the Smurf when Smurfy Smurf Smurf Smurfed the Smurf on a Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf.

Smurfy Smurfed Smurf Smurf!!

Note to self:
NEVER play Mad-Libs with a Smurf.

It's gotta be fission! After all, since smurfette is a creation of Gargamel, how can you be sure she's able to have little smurfs?

Agreed. Gotta be some kinda funky-weird alchemical mitosis.

Most of these arguments forget Nanny Smurf, the third female introduced and the first not to have been created artificially.

True, she was as old as Papa Smurf though. Any eggs she had are long dried up.

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since posting Venture Bros clips is fun

And if Smurfette isn't a real Smurf, that means there's a lot more gay Smurfs than the obvious ones: Vanity and Hefty.

Who created Smurfette and why?

One day, while feeling extremely frustrated and spiteful, Gargamel decided on a new plan to exact revenge on the Smurfs, "a ruthless curse that will make them beg for mercy". Gargamel decided to send them a female Smurf - a Smurfette!

How was Smurfette created and what is she made of?

Smurfette was made in the wizard Gargamel's laboratory. She was created by a magical potion. Her list of ingredients include: "Sugar and spice but nothing nice...A dram of crocodile tears...A peck of bird brain...The tip of an adder's tongue...Half a pack of lies, white, of course...The slyness of a cat...The vanity of a peacock...The chatter of a magpie...The guile of a vixen and the disposition of a shrew...And of course the hardest stone for her heart...."

Where did Smurfette first appear to the Smurfs and what did she look like?

Smurfette is discovered by a single Smurf in the forest, wailing to herself and lamenting her unhappy lot in life. She explains to the Smurf that unless she is rescued, she will surely perish. Smurfette is a brunette with straight, stringy hair, ugly eyelashes, a plain dress and large plain shoes

Was Smurfette really evil?

Well, evil would certainly be too harsh a term. Trouble would definitely be a more appopriate word. And boy, could she cause trouble. As well, she was a really, really bad singer (so off-key that even Harmony Smurf noticed

How did Papa Smurf get involved?

Papa Smurf is the Smurf who turned everything around for Smurfette. After a successful operation of "plastic smurfery", Papa Smurf transformed the ugly (and unhappy) brunette Smurfette into the blond bombshell she is today.

What happened after Smurfette's transformation?

The Smurfs were very pleased with the new and improved Smurfette. The truth was eventually revealed to Papa Smurf and the others that Gargamel created the first incarnation of Smurfette, but her improved disposition and appearance helped the Smurfs accept Smurfette as one of their own