In my day, we had just the one Taft, and that was enough!

Harcourt Fenton Mudd · 11 Feb 2006

You young whipper-WANkers and your multiple Tafts don't know how good you have it. It's unAmerican, I say!

And get off my lawn!

Pope Krysak · 11 Dec 2006

They split Taft up? That must have taken a lot of chain saws!

Tuna · 21 Dec 2007

It was really just a matter of dividing his attention.

Eric N.E.W. Taft · **Joined:** 25 Jun 2009 **Posts:** 72

There can never be too many Tafts! One day there shall be more Tafts than Wankers.

It will be glorious!

Tuna · 21 Dec 2007

Quiet, you.

(T)Eddy · **Joined:** 02 Jul 2009 **Posts:** 11767

Well, if there are going to be more Tafts than IMWANkers, it's good
to know I'm already on the winning side! :yay:

That meddlin kid · 26 Mar 2007

There was once just one Taft, and that was indeed plenty.

Linda · **Posted:** Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:44 pm

Two Tafts are better than one. That's an old saying.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

How much are two Taft's in the bush worth?

Pope Krysak · 11 Dec 2006

That would have to be a pretty big bush!

Prowl · **Joined:** 08 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 18746

Pope Krysak wrote:

That would have to be a pretty big bush!

That's what he said?

Professor Plum · 10 Oct 2006

Beachy wrote:

How much are two Taft's in the bush worth?

I think that's supposed to be "A Taft in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Nobody ever said whose hand, though.

Dr. Chris Evil · 26 Jul 2006

So, let me review:

Eric = Original T.A.F.T.

All other Tafts = Tommy Thayer.

Correctamundo?

Linda · **Posted:** Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:10 pm

The original Taft was President about 100 years ago, Chris.

The first Taft at IMWAN was the President's indominable spirit having possessed Eric.

Eric's burgeoning evil eventually drove out the kindly spirit of Taft. (See Werewolf games for the explanation behind Eric becoming a dark vessel of pure evil.)

Taft currently resides in two IMWAN accounts, along with a third "joke" account that doesn't purport to represent the TRUE spirit of Taft.

And that is the Taft story so far.

Hugh · 30 Jul 2005

You forgot the Mechano-Taft, a steam powered cyborg created by the late Dr Loveless.

Mike M · **Joined:** 24 Aug 2004 **Posts:** 6487

I'd vote for him.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

Werewolf games drove the Taft from Eric? Interesting...
But that makes no sense. I suspect misdirection at work here.

Lynch Linda

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

Hmmm. Wait. Maybe she's right. Here's what Gerry's all-seeing eye
saw in issue #5 of the IMWAN comic.

So..., for now, Unlynch Linda

Dr. Chris Evil · 26 Jul 2006

Linda wrote:

The original Taft was President about 100 years ago, Chris.

The first Taft at IMWAN was the President's indominable spirit having possessed Eric.

Eric's burgeoning evil eventually drove out the kindly spirit of Taft. (See Werewolf games for the explanation behind Eric becoming a dark vessel of pure evil.)

Taft currently resides in two IMWAN accounts, along with a third "joke" account that doesn't purport to represent the TRUE spirit of Taft.

And that is the Taft story so far.

I referred to "Original T.A.F.T." to differentiate between the IMWANker and the dead president. I am vaguely aware that we had a President named Taft.

I, however, have been Evil along alone and intend to remain that way.

Valkyrie · **Joined:** 14 Oct 2008 **Posts:** 4210

Hugh wrote:

You forgot the Mechano-Taft, a steam powered cyborg created by the late Dr Loveless.

Heehee...I know Eric isn't Taft anymore, but back in the day, this avatar would've cracked me up if I'd seen him with it....hell, it cracks me up anyway.

Pip · **Joined:** 16 Aug 2004 **Posts:** 2921

Like Roy Scheider said, We're gonna need a bigger bathtub.

(T)Eddy · **Joined:** 02 Jul 2009 **Posts:** 11767

Pip wrote:

Like Roy Scheider said, We're gonna need a bigger bathtub.

For whom? I don't need a bathtub!

In my day, we had just the one Taft, and that was enough!

Who is WANline