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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:37 am 
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Hi, people! What's the one thing you always run short of.. but can never have enough of?

Anybody...anywan?

THAT'S RIGHT!! Wooden Spoons!

Well...for a limited time only, you can get this wanderful selection of hand-crafted spoons for a really LOW, LOW PRICE!!

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Now...I know what you must be thinking. OMG!! I could never afford those gorgeous spoons on my budget! They must cost at least a GAZILLION dollar$!

But wait...for a limited time only, they can be yours for...anywan? Anywan? Be honest...what would you expect to pay for this totally amazing collection of fantastically hand-crafted and artfully-made wooden spoons?

$1000.00?

$800.00?

$500.00?

NO WAY!!

For a limited time only these astronomically beautiful wooden spoons can be yours for only $19.95!!

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That's right! Only $19.95 for this totally amazing set of spoons! You can use them for stirring soups and cake mixes! You can use them as drumsticks and play away on your drum kit like nobody's business! You can even hurl them at mean ol' Miss Thomas, the nasty ol' bag lady who keeps stealing your backyard petunias!!

All this can be yours for the astonishingly low, low price of only $19.95!!

So DON'T DELAY! CALL TODAY!! And have your credit card ready to order at this number! The call is toll free, btw!

Thank you and have a nice day! :-D


1-800 222-7777 - Sorry. No CODs. Must be a resident of the US, Canada or Portugal.


:yay:

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:33 am 
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When Francine comes back, she comes back in big way!

Welcome back, Fraulein Francine! :thumbsup: :yay: :thumbsup:

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:56 pm 
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Do I have to order before midnight tonight?

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:52 pm 
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Well, duh!!! :roll:

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:36 pm 
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I could always use some more wooden spoons...

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:37 pm 
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Will you throw in an extra set of steak spoons?

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:32 am 
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And some ginsu knives!

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:22 pm 
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Jimbo wrote:
Will you throw in an extra set of steak spoons?




Umm...nope. But I've got some broccoli spoons you can have instead, Jimbo. :-D :yay:

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:23 pm 
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Brotoro wrote:
Do I have to order before midnight tonight?



Midnight, Decemeber 31st, yes, Brotoro! :ohyes:

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
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When Francine comes back, she comes back in big way!

Welcome back, Fraulein Francine! :thumbsup: :yay: :thumbsup:



Thanks so much, Chris! :yay: :hug:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:42 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:48 pm 
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I ordered these a month ago and they haven't arrived yet. And why did the operator need to know my blood type?


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:17 pm 
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All I know is that the operator wanted to know if my brain was tasty. :o

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
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Whooops...I must've given out the ship's main number by mistake! :o :oops:

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 Post subject: This Is Deal Of A Century!! Don't Delay! Read This Right Now, People!!
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It's all part of a vast Mimicker conspiracy, it is. :ohyes:

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Dr. Chris Evil wrote:
It's all part of a vast Mimicker conspiracy, it is. :ohyes:



:ohyes: :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:01 pm 
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I knew it!! :ohyes:

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