Dear DeepDiscount.com,

Last year, I purchased a DVD set from you because the price was great. Everything turned out fine. You did swell. Thanks.

However, that does not mean I want you to call my house and LEAVE MESSAGES ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR LATEST SALE!

Thank you,

Eric

Dear Eric,

Thank you for contacting us about LEAVE MESSAGES ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR LATEST SALE!. We will investigate your complaint about LEAVE MESSAGES ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR LATEST SALE!. We also suggest that you review our Terms of Service, which would be a lot easier with a new Samsung T240HD Black 24" Widescreen LCD Monitor, just $240 right now at DeepDiscount.com!

Have a great day.

Sincerely,

DeepDiscount.com, where you can get a new Samsung T240HD Black 24" Widescreen LCD Monitor, just $240 right now! But hurry before they're all gone!

Thank you for saying "heck" in the Playroom.

Hey, they never call me!

Dear DeepDiscount.com,

I have not purchased a DVD set from you because I am full of spite. Still, my life has turned out fine. I feel I have done swell. Thanks.

However, I that does not mean that I don't want you to call my house and LEAVE MESSAGES ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR LATEST SALE! (In case you were wondering why I am so full of spite.)

Thank you, but go to "H-E-Double hockey stick"

Joe

Dear DeepDiscount.com

I have decided to ignore your very existence because you are almost never cheaper than Amazon. And certainly almost never cheaper than Buy.com. That being the case, your name is a total FAIL. And so I must close on this point: FAIL.

Jay

Dear DeepDiscount.com

Just to have an open mind about things, I decided to check your price on the Watchmen blu-ray disc, which came out yesterday. Your price is $22.87 (http://www.deepdiscount.com/Watchmen-Fr ... ewprod.htm). The Amazon price is 20.49 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FB55H6/?tag=imwan-20).

While I appreciate that your standard delivery charge is "free," I often make multiple purchases from Amazon and become eligible for free shipping for purchases over $25.

So, in closing, FAIL.

Jay

Dear Joe,

Thank you for contacting us about I am full of spite. We will investigate your complaint about I am full of spite. We also suggest that you review our Terms of Service, while enjoying an ice cold two liter of Diet Spite, just $0.89 right now at DeepDiscount.com!

Have a great day.

Sincerely,

DeepDiscount.com, where you can get an ice cold two liter of Diet Spite, just $0.89 right now! But hurry before they're all gone!

I got an $80 box set (now $61) for $43.

FAIL.

Dear Jay,

Thank you for contacting us about FAIL. We will investigate your complaint about FAIL. We also suggest that you review our Terms of Service, while taking a flying run at a donut hole, right now at DeepDiscount.com!

Have a great day.

Sincerely,

DeepDiscount.com, where you can take a flying run at a donut hole right now! But hurry before they're all gone!

I've gotten some really nice deals from them in the past (on the Avengers Emma Peel set
especially). They have never called me. But that would have greatly upset me if they had.

They'd still be ahead of the Disney Movie Club even if they did call.

If Satan ran a mailorder company that gave you third degree burns when you opened the packages, he'd be ahead of the Disney Movie Club.

I got many good deals from DeepDiscountDVD.com in the past, but they hacked me off once upon a time (keeping me hanging on some order for a very long time when the discs were available elsewhere) so I generally don't use them anymore. Unless they have an amazingly cheap price compared to Amazon...like so cheap that I can save enough money and donate to IMWAN even more than it would have gotten if I purchased from Amazon and STILL have saved money.