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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia  Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:40 am |
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called Hillbilly Hotdogs. They are famous for serving something called "The Homewrecker." The Homewrecker is a one pound beef frank. Think about that for a second. A one pound hotdog. Are you picturing it? Now, imagine it deep fried (yes, I said deep fried), and piled high with peppers, onions, nacho cheese, chili, jalepenos, mustard, ketchup, coleslaw, lettuce, tomatoes and shredded cheese. The final product weighing in at a total of 3 1/2 lbs. If you can eat it in under 12 minutes you win a t-shirt. Beat the current record (4 minutes and change) to win the shirt and get your meal for free. House rules state that you may not leave so much as a single dropping on your plate, or you forfeit. Not a single piece of lettuce, not a single shredded piece of cheese. I can only imagine the horrible case of indigestion that would follow. http://www.hillbillyhotdogs.com/
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Tuna
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:34 am |
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Still Not A Dalmatian In A Jaunty Beret
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Wow. No, thanks.
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Dr. Brian Fever
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:49 am |
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Go ahead..I dare ya!
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Frank L. Sisko
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:01 am |
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What do you figure the "Achy Breaky Flaky Steaky" is? I might try that.
Fuck the $14.99 deep-fried hot dog, though. Not for me. Ditto for the $39.99 TEN POUND HAMBURGER. Holy shit.
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Judge WAN
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:09 am |
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He Keeps WAN with his BANgiver
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Chris tried to break the record twice.
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Tuna
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:44 pm |
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Still Not A Dalmatian In A Jaunty Beret
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And then he died.
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Judge WAN
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:29 pm |
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He Keeps WAN with his BANgiver
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Again.
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Jeff
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:33 pm |
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Frank L. Sisko wrote: What do you figure the "Achy Breaky Flaky Steaky" is? I might try that.
Fuck the $14.99 deep-fried hot dog, though. Not for me. Ditto for the $39.99 TEN POUND HAMBURGER. Holy shit. Hey, you can add bacon for just $1 though!
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Wayne Osborne
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:43 pm |
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Shakespeare, you say? And I have to type how long?
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The "Out Wayne" dog worries me.
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Bobson Dugnutt
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:55 pm |
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Chris wrote: Beat the current record (4 minutes and change) to win the shirt and get your meal for free.
Something tells me this shirt does not come in a size small.
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Dave Powell
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:57 pm |
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"There has been over 23407 visits to HillBilly Hot Dogs since 2003 " My favorite part, damn I miss back home. Even the web pages can't get verbs right. The distance betweenmy childhood home and Hillbilly Hamburgers. Attachment: hh.JPG
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Tuna
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:09 pm |
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Still Not A Dalmatian In A Jaunty Beret
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Just a hop, skip and a jump!
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Wayne Osborne
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:14 pm |
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Shakespeare, you say? And I have to type how long?
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I could be there in 2 hours, easy.
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Bobson Dugnutt
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:14 pm |
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Jeff
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:23 pm |
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Bobson Dugnutt wrote: You could always check out the HeartAttack Grill. I like the dress code they have for the wait staff. http://www.heartattackgrill.comYeah...those waitresses do NOT eat there. 
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:24 pm |
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Judge WAN wrote: Chris tried to break the record twice. Thing is, he would. He really would.
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Chris
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:27 pm |
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I don't like coleslaw.
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:33 pm |
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Chris wrote: I don't like coleslaw to be forced up my anus with a reverse vaccuum cleaner. Who does?
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Chris
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:37 pm |
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Eric W.H. Taft wrote: Who does? 
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Jeff
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:44 pm |
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The Modfather; Wizard of WAN
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:15 pm |
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That's the funniest post I've seen all day. 
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Paulie Walnuts
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Post subject: There's this restaurant in Huntington West Virginia Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:17 pm |
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HEY I was about to post a nice response about how there's a heart attack grill in walking distance from my house but fuck all that. Fuck all of you too. Hmph.
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