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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:17 pm 
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Our own Monk, Famous Writers' Block Mod, will now field any and all Playroom appropriate questions. Anything. Anything at all. He knows a lot of stuff.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:30 pm 
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Does Ian need to wear shoes?

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:31 pm 
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How is it to sleep on Frank's Couch.

Follow up: Did Frank's Couch and Trevor's Keys really hook up?

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:39 pm 
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Judge WAN wrote:
Does Ian need to wear shoes?


Ian, being Canadian, has a thick layer of bristly fur on his feet. Therefore, shoe are unnecessary.

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:40 pm 
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Judge WAN wrote:
How is it to sleep on Frank's Couch.


What happens on Frank's Couch stays on Frank's Couch.

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Follow up: Did Frank's Couch and Trevor's Keys really hook up?


See above.

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:41 pm 
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Monk wrote:
Judge WAN wrote:
How is it to sleep on Frank's Couch.


What happens on Frank's Couch seeps into Frank's Couch.


Fixed.


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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:11 pm 
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Is it Friday yet?

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Are you growing roses? :p


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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:18 pm 
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The Kilted Wonder.

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Does a vow of silence include posting on message boards?

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:22 pm 
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Ron Zoso wrote:
Are you growing roses? :p


I'm growing tulips. They're prettier.

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:23 pm 
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MILFbait wrote:
Does a vow of silence include posting on message boards?


No vow of silence. I appear to have opted for the vows of chastity and poverty, though.

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:24 pm 
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Does it irk you that Monk: The Motion Picture can never happen because people will expect a neurotic detective?

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:26 pm 
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Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
Does it irk you that Monk: The Motion Picture can never happen because people will expect a neurotic detective?


I would never sell out to Hollywood.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:32 pm 
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Monk wrote:
Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
Does it irk you that Monk: The Motion Picture can never happen because people will expect a neurotic detective?


I would never sell out to Hollywood.

Hollywood: So, Mr. Linton, here is the contract for your cut of the $80 million dollars we're paying to option "A Boy Called Monk" as a film project.
Monk: signs furiously

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:36 pm 
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$80 million? Feh. Now, throw in an Executive Producer title and a night of wild sex with Jessica Alba, and you have a deal.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:38 pm 
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You can't plant me in your penthouse?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:31 pm 
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Why do fools fall in love?

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:51 pm 
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Judge WAN wrote:
Why do fools fall in love?


I guess I'm just irresistible. :huh:

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:01 am 
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Dear Mister Monk:

Why don't you look or sound like that Monk fellow on the TV with the OCD that really isn't OCD at all? I have this friend in the UK who gets really mad about that guy, and I hope he doesn't take out his displeasure with TV's Monk on you, because you seem like a nice person, generally speaking. Can you sue that TV guy for stealing your name? If so, I know some lawyers who can help you. They're turds, but they do accept money for services. Kind of like those women who come to visit you now and then.

Also, did you have to leave those stains on my couch? They're kind of gross.

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 Post subject: Ask A Monk!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:24 pm 
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Mr. Anthony Shalhoub is both a gentleman and a scholar. It is for that reason, and that reason alone, that I allow his show about the OCD detective to continue.
Also, the blond helper chick is hot.

The stains on the couch were there prior to my arrival. I licked them, but they weren't what I thought.

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