Ross! Your Sentence Is As Follows... (ET Teenage Mimickers Tribunal Board).

Francine · 10 Dec 2007

Ross. You have been charged with the totally henious crime of eating Baby Wiggle for dinner. After careful deliberation, this ET Teenage Mimickers Court has reached the following verdict:

GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

I'm sorry, but you have nobody to blame but yourself, Ross. Your sentence is as follows: You must refrain from eating broccoli yogurt for 3 months. You must do 2 and a half pushups... and umm.... wait a second! *** Reads Memo ***

It seems there's been an unexpected development. Ross. It has come to my attention that you didn't actually eat Baby Wiggle... but instead you actually and unknowingly ate his DOPPLEGANGER!! His decoy if you like. Baby Wiggle is actually alive and well and safely aboard the ET Teenage Mimickers spacecraft.

Ross. You have instead been found guilty of eating Baby Wiggle's Doppleganger. Your verdict is as follows:

NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY!! :dizzy:

Since you cannot be held criminally responsible for your crime, you will instead be directed to the Shady Oaks Nursing Home for the Mentally Insane in Burbank, Idaho where you will spend 5 long years getting better. I wish you well. As the Lead Representative of the ET Teenage Mimickers I say to you... good luck and God bless you, Ross.

This court is ajourned! :yay:

Ross · 03 Jun 2007

I showed up to Shady Oaks but they had closed down and re-opened as a Dairy Queen. I ordered a broccoli yogurt and was on my way.

I had suspected that Baby Wiggle was too stringy to be the real deal... you've won this round, ET Girl...

Francine · 10 Dec 2007

Ross wrote:

I showed up to Shady Oaks but they had closed down and re-opened as a Dairy Queen. I ordered a broccoli yogurt and was on my way.

I had suspected that Baby Wiggle was too stringy to be the real deal... you've won this round, ET Girl...

Yes. Baby Wiggle isn't called the World's Smartest Tot Detective for nothing. :ohyes:

I hope you enjoyed your broccoli yogurt and that you've learned your lesson. Now, be a good boy and MAYBE just maybe I'll consider making you an honorary ET Teenage Mimicker. :yay:

Mark · 28 Jul 2005

Is he sentenced to eat Baby Wiggle every day for 3 years?

Francine · 10 Dec 2007

Mark wrote:

Is he sentenced to eat Baby Wiggle every day for 3 years?

Nope. His sentence is that he cannot eat broccoli yogurt more than 3 times a day for the next year... :yay:

Ross! Your Sentence Is As Follows... (ET Teenage Mimickers Tribunal Board).

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