http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quilvio

>> An idiot who goes on a message board and post stupid and ridiculous things. Have an I.Q. of 10 and once spend a year in an asylum.

When the Yankees clinches the division, they'll lose the wild card berth.

Source: some dude, Jul 26, 2004 <<

So, y'all met any good Quilvios lately? (And don't say, "Yeh this thread right here!")

I was gonna say this forum but....

Whoever wrote that definition.

Not on a message board, but I had a customer complaining the other day that her water cooler wasn't chilling the water. I asked her to check the plug and make sure it was firmly in the outlet. Her response was, "It's not plugged in anywhere. We keep it outside on the deck."

This morning, a local morning radio show played a phone call from a mom in her car to the police. She was sitting in a Wendy's drive-thru, and the staff there had given her the wrong burger. She gave it back, and they asked her to pull forward so that the folks behind her could get their orders while hers was remade. She refused, and insisted that they give her the order she wanted right then and there. They offered her money back if she left, and she still refused to budge. Instead, she called the police, and wanted an officer to come by and enforce her "right to my order". Sounds like a quilvio without the message board.

But wait! I'm an idiot. That's a stupid and ridiculous thing. This is a message board.

If only I had spent time in an asylum.

Well, you ARE hangin' out here at IMWAN!

Listen to it here

http://www.snopes.com/crime/audio/burger.wma