Recently, there has been an accusation made by one of your fellow posters who shall remain nameless, that I am a potty mouth. Indeed, that I am in the same league as Robbie when it comes to vulgarity.

This is a ridiculous accusation, and I cannot simply stand idly by while such defemation of my character is being carried out.

In case any of you good people are falling prey to this ridiculous notion, I say to you that the proof is right here for all to see. It's really just a simple matter of viewing all my posts, and counting the instances where profanity appears, versus the instances where there is none. You will find that the number of overall posts with profanity are few and far between.

I post this here in the Playroom, this sacred fortress of all that is good and clean as a further example of how I will not be manipulated into fulfilling this poor fool's false prophecies.

Now this cretinous poster who is trying to bring me down has already seen by the results of the very poll he created in order to slight me, that by your very votes, you fine people are not swayed by his slanderous lies. I say to you here and now, that I am grateful for your support in this matter, and that I will not take your faith in me lightly. Nor shall I forget these acts of attempted character assassination that this vile wretch has seen fit to cast upon my good name.

I thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Cookies and lemonade are being served in the lobby for your enjoyment.

Peace and love to you all.

That's a fairly pungent odor for mud. Have you checked your underwear lately?

Your what now?

...HEY!

THIS ISN'T LEMONADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's with all these pictures of lawyers lately?

I will not be tricked into using profanity by the childish use of pictures intended to elicit a shocked response from me.

And the chips in the cookies...THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!

Pssst .... Robbie baked those.

What? your good finger is being dragged through the mud?

....you have a good name?

He uses it for special occassions. His old, comfortable, dirty name is what he usually wears around here.

Aw, now I feel bad. Christopher is a very nice young man, IMWANkers.

Remember people, these lies are being spread by an individual who finds it humorous to subject us to offensive signature pics of women performing fellatio on superheroes. Images that do in fact show women with phallic objects in thier mouths.

Is this kind the kind of person you should be listening to? This individual with bloody knives in his avatar? Who posts comic pages of people drowning dogs and lighting kittens on fire?

I think we know who the truly offensive individual really is.

She loves Iceman 'cause he gave her an icicle!



Machetes, actually.



That's stuff your mom and dad read back in 1947. Ask them if they remember and if they feel they turned out alright. Unfortunately we know what became of their son.



Oh, offensive wasn't the issue, potty-mouth.

so childish.

Is Chris the new Rob?

Ouch.

That was uncalled for.

That was just downright mean.

But to answer your question, no. As it would take more than one person trying to smear my name to make me comparable to Rob. In fact, it would take the majority of the board. When all it really is, is one sad little man named Blacksher.

That sounds like a challenge to me!

Couldn't dethrone Robbie so now you're going after Rob spot in the pecking order?

My, how the mighty have fallen.

You either have far too much time on your hands, or you are in love with me.

It's ok...I understand. I can't give you what you want from me, so you strike out at me instead. It's sad really, and I pity you.

Perhaps you would like a hug?