Welcome to the future, Cave-Man!

Cell phones don't know the words to 'St Elmo's Fire'.

I have that song in my mp3 workout rotation, along with the rock song from the Transformers animated movie soundtrack and the Rocky IV training montage score.

I fully expect to find a rotary phone when I visit Frank.

Screw that. Frank uses morse code.

Only in emergencies. The rest of the time he uses a crystal set just like everybody else.

How old do you circus animals think I am, anyway?

I dislike cell phones. I hate what they've done to our culture, especially when it comes to kids and drivers.

Regular phones are okay. The two in my home are even cordless.

Now.

Frank don't need no stinkin' cell phone. He communicates with the pure power of his acerbic wit.

And Novysan KNOWS.