(Sung to the tune of "I'll Never Fall In Love Again")
What do you get when you fly through space?
You're locked in a ship and don't feel human.
Cooped up in space with smelly crewmen.
I-I'll never fly through space again!
What do you eat when you fly through space?
Those heat-n-serve meals from Starbase Alpha
Tasting like hunks of dead alfalfa.
I-I'll...never fly through space again-n-n
I'll never fly through space again!
I'd rather join the unemployed
Than circle some stu-pid ast-er-oid!
Watchin' some stupid planet dyin'
Somewhere out there in East Orion!
What do you do when you fly through space?
You twiddle your thumbs and you count the hours;
And when you're through, you take cold showers.
I-I'll...never fly through space again-n-n
I'll never fly through space again!
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