I'm looking for images of female fantasy dwarves...

Darin · 14 Aug 2004

For something I'm working on, I need examples of female fantasy genre dwarves. Whenever I use Google, I mostly get real life human women with dwarfism and it's usually porn. That's not what I'm after. If anyone here has images, whether they be from Tolkien works or games or what-not, could you please post them here? If they are one the risque side, please spoilerize them so that this thread doesn't have to be moved to the Underground. Thanks!

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Hey, who isn't, amirite? #HighFive

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

I just typed "female fantasy dwarf" into DuckDuckGo, and dozens and dozens of non-porn images came up.
Fewer beards than I expected, but not everyone subscribes to that notion.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

Whereas, Doot, no doubt, subscribes to a lot of notions.

That meddlin kid · 26 Mar 2007

I don't know any females who have fantasies about dwarfs. Sorry.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

Guess we hang out in different crowds.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Beachy wrote:

Whereas, Doot, no doubt, subscribes to a lot of notions.

I'm brutal when it comes to subscribing to notions. Some might say I'm a notion brute.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

That's news to me. I had heard potion toot, lotion suit, and motion chute before.

Pooh Fresh · 28 Nov 2006

Ocean Doot wrote:

Beachy wrote:

Whereas, Doot, no doubt, subscribes to a lot of notions.

I'm brutal when it comes to subscribing to notions. Some might say I'm a notion brute.

#respect

Simon · **Joined:** 26 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 59403

Just did a Google search for 'female fantasy dwarves' and got a bunch of Tolkienesque images of stout women in viking helmets. No pr0n in sight.

Brotoro · 12 Apr 2008

Same. Maybe because Google knows I search for D&D stuff a lot.

Dave Miller · **Joined:** 19 Aug 2006 **Posts:** 2994

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

SWM seeks FFD

Tuna · 21 Dec 2007

Pratchett said female dwarves looked just like male dwarves. Which is why you didn't see them in LOTR, etc. They were there, of course, just as bearded and armored up as the guys.

Tuna · 21 Dec 2007

Different versions of Cheery Littlebottom. She decided she wanted to wear makeup.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

From the Appendices, The Return of the King, Tolkien wrote:

It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great need. They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the dwarf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart. This has given rise to the foolish opinion among Men that there are no dwarf-women, and that the Dwarves 'grow out of stone'.

Tuna · 21 Dec 2007

Beachy wrote:

From the Appendices, The Return of the King, Tolkien wrote:

It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great need. They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the dwarf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart. This has given rise to the foolish opinion among Men that there are no dwarf-women, and that the Dwarves 'grow out of stone'.

Wonderful. I didn't listen to the appendices the first listen, but I am going to this time. Frodo and crew have just made it back to the Shire and are gonna take on Sharky.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

I didn't mind that Sharkey didn't make it into the films.

Simon · **Joined:** 26 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 59403

Yes, Burt Reynolds in Middle Earth? It seems wrong to me as well.

Tuna · 21 Dec 2007

Beachy wrote:

I didn't mind that Sharkey didn't make it into the films.

Tom Bombadil should have, but, yeah, Sharkey didn't add anything. Altho, the way he died was kind of interesting (after Wormtongue stabbed him). It was kind of cosmic and sad, showing how powerful of a being he had been and how he squandered it.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

Yeah, I can see that about Sharkey and Wormtongue, but it just all seemed unnecessary by the end of the book.

And Yes to Bombadil, but mainly because I like saying his name. ;-)

That meddlin kid · 26 Mar 2007

Beachy wrote:

From the Appendices, The Return of the King, Tolkien wrote:

It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great need. They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the dwarf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart. This has given rise to the foolish opinion among Men that there are no dwarf-women, and that the Dwarves 'grow out of stone'.

I've never drawn the conclusion from that passage that dwarven women necessarily had beards (With gruff voices and clothing that swathed closely around the face others might not really notice), but I suppose it would not be an unreasonable inference.

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