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Judge WAN
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..."  Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:31 am |
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Simon
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:56 am |
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It's the diapers I find most disturbing. What goes on during launch and re-entry should stay on the spacecraft, guys. Sheeesh!
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Marcus
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:58 am |
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Frank L. Sisko
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:27 pm |
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"When she found out that Shipman was flying to Orlando from Houston, Nowak decided to confront her, according to the arrest affidavit. Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers so she wouldn't have to stop to urinate, authorities said."
Huh? "Raced" using which means of transportation? If she drove, she'd have to stop to refuel the car anyway -- you're not getting from Texas to Florida on one tank of gas, after all. Pee then.
Did she fly? If she has her own plane (or access to one), she could flip on the ol' auto-pilot for 90 seconds and go urinate in the latrine. If she took a commercial flight, um, there are bathrooms in the back.
The diaper-wearing makes zero sense in terms of being a time-saving device. Guess she just likes making wee-wee and then sitting in it.
Which is icky.
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Dave
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:59 pm |
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IMWAN FANTASY FOOTBALL CHOKE ARTIST!
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She drove 900 miles. Less traceable or at least less conspicuous, than buying a plane ticket or flying a plane, I bet she was thinking.
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Jeff
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:09 pm |
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I'm betting she wasn't thinking at all, Dave.  Just went batshit crazy.
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Jojobean
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:55 pm |
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Thrupppp!
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You couldn't make it up.
OK you could - but no-one would believe you.
Isn't she married already? - that just seems greedy to me.
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Chris
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:25 pm |
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I love the two pictures they have of her. The official NASA photo looks like an all american, wholesome girl next door. The booking photo looks like crack whore.
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JFK
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:07 pm |
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Edward J. Cunningham
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:31 pm |
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Marcus wrote: Very strange.
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes!
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:04 pm |
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There, beneath the blue, suburban skies?
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Houston Mitchell
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:03 pm |
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Three-time WWF Intercontinental title holder
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Hey, Don't bring me into it. I was nowhere near any of them.
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Simon
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:16 pm |
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Well, I think it's gonna be a long, long time. Her circuit is dead, and there's definitely somethig wrong.
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Frank L. Sisko
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:22 pm |
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Dave wrote: She drove 900 miles. Less traceable or at least less conspicuous, than buying a plane ticket or flying a plane, I bet she was thinking.
Is there a car or truck on the planet that can travel 900 miles on a single tank of gas? If the answer is no, then she would have been forced to stop to refuel. She could easily have urinated during the refueling process.
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Li'l Jay
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:23 pm |
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Frank L. Sisko wrote: Dave wrote: She drove 900 miles. Less traceable or at least less conspicuous, than buying a plane ticket or flying a plane, I bet she was thinking. Is there a car or truck on the planet that can travel 900 miles on a single tank of gas? If the answer is no, then she would have been forced to stop to refuel. She could easily have urinated during the refueling process. Maybe it's number 2 and she takes a looong time.
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Judge WAN
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:50 pm |
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He Keeps WAN with his BANgiver
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Frank L. Sisko wrote: Dave wrote: She drove 900 miles. Less traceable or at least less conspicuous, than buying a plane ticket or flying a plane, I bet she was thinking. Is there a car or truck on the planet that can travel 900 miles on a single tank of gas? If the answer is no, then she would have been forced to stop to refuel. She could easily have urinated during the refueling process. Maybe one of those eco-electric-hippy-cars?
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Dave
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:41 pm |
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She may have stopped once or twice. Who knows what people bent on kidnap or murder are thinking. She had the diapers, she used them.
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Steve
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:25 am |
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Li'l Jay wrote: Frank L. Sisko wrote: Dave wrote: She drove 900 miles. Less traceable or at least less conspicuous, than buying a plane ticket or flying a plane, I bet she was thinking. Is there a car or truck on the planet that can travel 900 miles on a single tank of gas? If the answer is no, then she would have been forced to stop to refuel. She could easily have urinated during the refueling process. Maybe it's number 2 and she takes a looong time. I thought the same thing. When her rival rolled down the window, the pepper spray was totally unnecessary. She could have got her with the stanky.
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Judge WAN
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:59 am |
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NASTY DIAPER TO THE FACE!
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Judge WAN
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Post subject: "Houston, we have a problem..." Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:32 pm |
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"How can she get away with this!"
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