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Hank
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published  Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:31 pm |
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I'd like to see this post retconned out of existence: viewtopic.php?p=396294#p396294Hanzo the Razor wrote: This reminds me--how do you post pics and start polls 'round here?
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:13 am |
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Is Robbie going to be retconned into a more family-friendly version of the Golden Age Cockney WANker we all know and love? Or will there just be an older version from IMWAN-2 with a beard and an accent like Sir Robert Morley's introduced into mainstream continuity, to help explain the sudden personality change?
Alternatively, there could be an IMWAN Adventures comic, where a kid-friendly version of him keeps accidentally eating "choclate" that he's got smudged on his fingers.
Will Taft become the new face of Hostess Twinkie commercials? Will a mysterious character called "Mr. Rotcod" begin doing adverts for Kool-Aid?
I expect to be retconned out of continuity altogether, along with Mr. Tawney and the rest of the Marvel Family.
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Hank
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:17 am |
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Good Stuff, Maynard!
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All the Chrises will be merged into a single Chris Prime.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:33 am |
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Ah, that sounds good.
Does this retcon leave Rob Steinbrenner arguing with the walls of reality...or something?
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:47 am |
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Also, that one "delphinic" post of Taft's - you all know the one I mean - will probably have to go. I can't see that working in a code-approved context, I am not that sort of person.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:49 am |
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I think we need to make more of the land crabs after the Crisis is over. They're underrated. They may need their own monthly title. Or "pamphlette". Or whatever they're calling comics nowadays.
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Hank
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:07 am |
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Good Stuff, Maynard!
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After the retcons of IMWAN Crisis are complete, the direct market will be there, but will never have supplanted newsstands. They'll be called comic books, and people of all ages will enjoy them.
Also, Rob Steinbrenner will never have Left the Internet Forever at any point in his IMWANkery. We'll wonder how that can be, but it will just BE. If that causes problems, we'll explain them away later.
Taft's legendary post will still exist, but it will be Sorah who wrote it, then went back and deleted it. And Sorah and MikeO will be merged into a single character.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:35 am |
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Wow! Sorah and Mikey merged into one being? That's like merging Galactus with Darkseid! It's terrifying, Hank! 
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:56 am |
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I'll be destroyed in the wave of antimatter.
And I'm fine with that.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:08 am |
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Uncle Twitchy wrote: I'll be destroyed in the wave of antimatter.
And I'm fine with that. But I will rescue you in my spacecraft before that happens. Then I will fly you to Earth where we'll stop at a bar that serves (non) alcoholic drinks... and we'll talk about music, the stars and that dipstick who keeps saying Paul McCartney is a 97 year old female clone.  
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:23 am |
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Francine wrote: and that dipstick who keeps saying Paul McCartney is a 97 year old female clone. A clone? So we're having an IMWAN clone saga, too?  Does this mean that Billy Shears is going to be retconned away? Billy deserves so much better - especially after all that trouble he had with Heather Whatsername.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:33 am |
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Simon wrote: Francine wrote: and that dipstick who keeps saying Paul McCartney is a 97 year old female clone. A clone? So we're having an IMWAN clone saga, too? Does this mean that Billy Shears is going to be retconned away? Billy deserves so much better - especially after all that trouble he had with Heather Whatsername. The "dipstick" is not an IMwanker, Simon. He goes by the names of Sunking and GM on a couple of Paul is Dead forums. He claims the ghost of George Harrison typed a document on his computer telling the actual events of Paul McCartney's death/kidnapping. The man is a total loony. He has a forum called The King Is Naked and bans anyone who disagrees with him - even if they agree Paul died and was replaced. He has had several wacky theories in the recent past, and ultimately says all the Beatles were replaced. George Harrison was replaced by Eric Clapton, btw...  Nobody here that I know believes or would believe any of that stuff. Uncle Twitchy and I have heard more than our fair share of it, and for me it's only a matter of comic relief. I no longer really get upset by it. And yes, Sunking says that Paul is actually a 97 year old female clone who was in World War 2...so that guy rocking out to Helter Skelter on the Grammys 2 years ago is, according to Sunking, an almost 100 year old woman... duh... 
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:45 am |
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Yeah, but....a clone of who? Or was Paul himself a clone of this lady, or.....
Geez...that really is loony.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:47 am |
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Simon wrote: Yeah, but....a clone of who? Or was Paul himself a clone of this lady, or.....
Geez...that really is loony. Ummm... I hate to tell you this. But the woman is supposed to be a clone of her own mother...  If that isn't wacky then I dunno what is. 
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:51 am |
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Here's Sunking's forum, if you can stomach it, check out the threads... http://60if.proboards21.com/index.cgi
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Dr. Chris Evil
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:38 am |
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Francine wrote: Uncle Twitchy wrote: I'll be destroyed in the wave of antimatter.
And I'm fine with that. But I will rescue you in my spacecraft before that happens. Then I will fly you to Earth where we'll stop at a bar that serves (non) alcoholic drinks... and we'll talk about music, the stars and that dipstick who keeps saying Paul McCartney is a 97 year old female clone. Be prepared to have most abandon ship if you plan on not allowing alcohol, Francine. You don't know the people here as well as I thought you did. 
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:20 am |
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I'm allergic to alcohol, so I'll be okay.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:41 am |
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I expect I will find out that Bubbles is not really my son, but a construct of my imagination.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around Chris Prime. Especially since cats don't have fingers to do the Evil pose.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:49 am |
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Dr. Chris Evil wrote: Francine wrote: Uncle Twitchy wrote: I'll be destroyed in the wave of antimatter.
And I'm fine with that. But I will rescue you in my spacecraft before that happens. Then I will fly you to Earth where we'll stop at a bar that serves (non) alcoholic drinks... and we'll talk about music, the stars and that dipstick who keeps saying Paul McCartney is a 97 year old female clone. Be prepared to have most abandon ship if you plan on not allowing alcohol, Francine. You don't know the people here as well as I thought you did. UT is allergic to alcohol... you didn't know that?! Shame, shame, Chris. 
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:51 am |
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Uncle Twitchy wrote: I'm allergic to alcohol, so I'll be okay. We'll order some broccoli juice instead and head over to Andy Partridge's place for a singalong.
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:05 pm |
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Sweet.
♫ Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel Prizes that I've never won and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton but I know... ooooone thiiiing and that's I loo-oo-oove yooooouuuu... ♪
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Post subject: Retcons we'd like to see when IMWAN Crisis is published Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:33 pm |
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Uncle Twitchy wrote: Sweet.
♫ Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel Prizes that I've never won and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton but I know... ooooone thiiiing and that's I loo-oo-oove yooooouuuu... ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Peter Pumpkinhead came to town ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Spreading wisdom and cash around ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Showed the vatican what gold's for ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ But he made too many enemies ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Of the people who would keep us on our knees ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Hooray for Peter Pumpkin ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead? ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Oh my!
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