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Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Or the "Perfect Strangers" theme.

Beachy · 18 Sep 2005

Professor Plum wrote:

So would Star Trek: Enterprise, for that matter.

I don't know. That's the sort of mucking about with a beloved series that's likely to get it cancelled.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Beachy wrote:

Professor Plum wrote:

So would Star Trek: Enterprise, for that matter.

I don't know. That's the sort of mucking about with a beloved series that's likely to get it cancelled.

Fair point.

Simon · **Joined:** 26 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 59397

Professor Plum wrote:

I think we can all agree that it would have been improved by using the Dukes of Hazzard theme song instead.

This is true of almost every television show produced since 1979.

I say almost because I can't imagine the Golden Girls with the Dukes of Hazzard theme music, somehow. Or The Facts of Life.

But for everything else it's perfect.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Roughly two-thirds done with my Ultimate Smallville Fan Theory.

It's going to be epic.

Simon · **Joined:** 26 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 59397

This theory sounds interesting. I'm looking forward to it.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Ocean Doot wrote:

It is a "Smallville: Grand Design" kind of thing. Every unanswered question ... ANSWERED. Every odd or unexplained moment ... EXPLAINED. Every seeming plot hole ... PLUGGED. (No quote fixes please.)

I'm about midway through Season 7 at this point. So ... about two-thirds of the way done or so?

Not too bad.

Update: Season 8 is almost finished.

Professor Plum · 10 Oct 2006

Still growing roses, I see.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

THEY ARE A BEAUTIFUL AND FRAGRANT FLOWER

Simon · **Joined:** 26 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 59397

Doot needs to incorporate the Lana Lang & Chloe Sullivan sex-cult theory into his grand unified theory of Smallville. These things take time.

Professor Plum · 10 Oct 2006

That's gross, and a clear violation of creator's intent. They should just make porn under alien influence together instead.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

The sex cult goes in the musical.

Everything in its place.

Simon · **Joined:** 26 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 59397

Professor Plum wrote:

That's gross, and a clear violation of creator's intent. They should just make porn under alien influence together instead.

Yours is the superior theorum. This needs to happen. Creators intent be damned.

Ocean Doot wrote:

The sex cult goes in the musical.

Everything in its place.

This makes sense.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Season 8 is now drafted.

Gettin' closer, day by day ...

Simon · **Joined:** 26 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 59397

I can't wait for the musical about the grand unified theory.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

It's kinda sorta in there!

Which is to say the grand unified theory is kind of in the Cult Musical.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

It's kinda sorta in there!

Which is to say the grand unified theory is kind of in the Cult Musical.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

It's kinda sorta in there!

Which is to say the grand unified theory is kind of in the Cult Musical.

Simon · **Joined:** 26 Oct 2006 **Posts:** 59397

Ocean Doot wrote:

It's kinda sorta in there!

Which is to say the grand unified theory is kind of in the Cult Musical.

I need more information!

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Let's just say there might be a Mary Sue in the story.

Or perhaps a Motion Suit.

Professor Plum · 10 Oct 2006

More writing should incorporate motion suits into the text. Such a great untapped resource.

Ocean Doot · 25 Oct 2007

Well, it is a script to be performed live. So imagine a motion suit live on stage.

Smelling of lotion-fruit.

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