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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:46 am 
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Using these images, or other Trek images you may find, see if you can make a decent short Trek-like story or Tell A Funny Joke.

I wouldn't bother putting in actual word bubbles as I did on this first one - that's too much work - so just toss in some text over each of the used images.

Put them in any order, reuse images multiple times if you want, and/or find and use other Trek images if you wish, and tell your Story or Joke. One Photo, or a longer string of them, it's all good.

Here Are Some Source Photos To Start.
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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:47 am 
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Star Trek Photostrip #1

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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:22 pm 
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Star Trek Photostrip #2

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Engineer, Report!
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The Engines Successfully Imploded, Captain.
The Cold Start Intermix Formula Worked Perfectly.
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Science Officer?
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Astrometrics Report We Have Arrived At Our Intended
Destination, The Early Part Of The 21st Century.
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Uhura, Anything?
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No Sir. Wait . . . I Have It, Captain.
Bearing 127, Mark 14.
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Mr. Spock?
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Scanning Now. Sensors Indicate We Have
Located The Source Of The Disturbance. This Is
The Focal Point In Time And Space We Detected
In Our Own Century, 300 Years From Now.
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What Is It?
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It Is Reading As A Single Object, Emitting A Torrential
Flood Of Illogic - Wave Upon Wave Of Countless
Irrational Points Of View.
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Explain.
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I Cannot. For This One Object To Do What
It Does Is Beyond My Understanding.
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Let's Have A Look At It, Mr. Sulu.
Activate Main Viewing Screen.
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Aye, Captain.
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My God!
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Beachy
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:15 pm 
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And the sad thing is that this is way better than that stuff being put out by a former comic artist.

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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:02 pm 
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That is sad :ohno:


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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:25 pm 
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Star Trek Photostrip #3

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Mr. Spock, You Missed Your Annual Check Up Again. If You
Don't Stick To The Schedule, It Can Create A Huge Problem For Me.
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Dr. McCoy, The Argus Array Near Cardassin Space Can
Magnify Objects Over One Billion Times.
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So?
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The Main Subspace Array Situated At The Edge Of The Terran Solar System
Is Even Stronger, Magnifying Objects By A Factor Of 1 x 1012 Power.
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What's Your Point, Mr. Spock?
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Doctor, If You Were To Combine Those Two Arrays, And Then Focus
Their Power On Me, You Still Couldn't See My Interest In Your Problem.
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BURN!
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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:11 pm 
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Star Trek Photostrip #4

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Let Me Know The Second You Detect Any Enemy Vessels.
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Aye, Captain.
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Captain? I'm Reading A Highly Unusual Quantum Signature.
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Vvrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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...........................................................Huh?
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Enemy Ships Decloaking! We're Surrounded!
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We're Taking Fire!
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Arrrrgghhhhhhh!
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The Starboard Warp Nacelle Is Badly
Damaged. We're Venting Drive Plasma.
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CAPTAIN! What Are Your Orders?
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...........................................................Oh Boy.
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Bobson Dugnutt
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:39 pm 
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I thought "photostrip" was going to be something else entirely.
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Junkie Luv
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:48 pm 
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These are great Jilerb!
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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:48 pm 
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Bobson Dugnutt wrote:
I thought "photostrip" was going to be something else entirely.
If you make one of your own, it can be whatever you want it to be.

(Within the normal limitations of The Playroom, of course.)
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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:49 pm 
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Junkie Luv wrote:
These are great, Jilerb!

Thanks :D
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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:04 am 
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Star Trek Photostrip #5

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Today Aboard The U.S.S. Enterprise We're Secretly
Replacing The Captain's Dilithiums With Folgers' Crystals.
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Will Our Dark, Sparkling Folgers' Crystals Be Rich Enough To
Regulate The Matter-Anti-Matter Reaction In The Warp Core?
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Let's Find Out.
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Enemy Vessel Closing With Us.
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Confirmation - It's A D7 Klingon Battle Cruiser.
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Sulu, Prepare For Warp Maneuvers.
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They're Locking Weapons On Us!
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Chekov, Prepare To Return Fire
Scotty, Raise Shields On My Command.
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They're Firing!
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Now, Scotty - Full Power To Shields.
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Simon
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:13 am 
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"Captain, I've been monitoring this thread about Tuna....has the wee lassie caught up yet, I wonder?"

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"Her post count has dropped exponentially...and sensors show she's reading a Playroom thread just off the Starboard Bow!"

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"Quickly....Start another Doot Thread, Mr. Sulu...that....should...buy us some time and....keep her...from....catching up"

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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:15 pm 
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Star Trek Photostrip #6

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Mr. Spock - Will You Kindly Explain Why We're
Here Instead Of On Course For Altair VI?
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Our Standing Starfleet Orders Are To Investigate
Any Reported Activity Along The Way That May
Be A Potential Threat To The Terran System.
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Reports? What Threat?
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Subspace Chatter, Mostly, Suggesting
Recent Suspicious Activity Near Sol 7.
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Uranus?
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Yes Sir.
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What Were The Reports?
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Reported Possible Sightings Of Klingons In The Area, Sir.
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Snoorrt he ha ha oh my.
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Now Let Me Get This Straight, Mr. Spock. You Heard Some
Subspace Chatter About Klingons Around Uranus?
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Yes Sir.
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Heh heh he he he ooh ohh oh.
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And You Diverted The Ship Here To Check It Out?
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Yes Sir.
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All right, Mr. Spock. Resume Course For Altair VI.
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But Captain, Don't You Think We Should More
Thoroughly Search The Area Around Uranus?
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Brain the size of a planet and even the lowest form of humor escapes him.
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I Think We'll Risk It, This Time,
Mr. Spock. Ahead Warp Factor 6.
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Brotoro
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:42 pm 
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"Nasty Klingons..."

"Captain, please..."

"Nasty Cling-ons, Coral!"

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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:57 am 
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What Do You Suppose Could Have Happened To It?
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Unknown At This Time. However, Short Range Scanners Presently Show No Sign Of It.
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Anything, Lieutenant?
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Nothing, Sir. All Channels Clear.
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Mr. Sulu. Do A Long Range Scan Of The Entire Thread.
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Deflectors Show No Sign Of The Post, Captain.
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It's Gone, Sir. Looks Like Sorah Got It.
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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:25 pm 
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Star Trek Photostrip #7

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Captain, I'm Picking Up A Transmission
On A Peculiar Subspace Frequency.
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Pipe It In. Let's Hear It.
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On Speakers.
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Darkness Beyond Twilight, Crimson Beyond Blood That Flows . . .
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Captain, Is That . . .
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Buried In The Stream Of Time Is Where Your Power Grows . . .
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It Couldn't Be . . .
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I Pledge Myself To Conquer, All The Foes Who Stand . . .
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I Thought She Was Dead.
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Before This Mighty Gift Bestowed In My Unworthy Hand . . .
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The Pink Sorceress!
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Let The Fools Who Stand Before Me Be Destroyed
By The Power You And I Possess . . .
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Shields. SHIELDS!
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DRAGON SLAVE!
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Wrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooww
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Hhooooommmmmmmmmmm
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Helm's Not Answering.

Use Starboard Thrusters. Turn Her Into The Wave.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Damage Report.
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The New Screens Held, But Weakened.
Shield Strength Down 86%.
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We Can't Take Another Hit Like That, Captain.
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Damn Her! I Hate Magic With The
Intensity Of A Thousand Burning Suns.
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Perhaps It Was A Mistake To Publicly Say At
The Federation's Symposium Regarding Space That,
Unlike Lina Inverse, Space Was Curved.
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Is Was Just A Joke.
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Maybe You Should Apologize To Her.
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I Hate That Idea Even More Than Magic.
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Thou Who Art Darker Than Even Darkness,
Thou Who Art Deeper Than Even The Night!
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Full Astern! Emergency Warp Speed.
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Transmission Strength Rapidly Fading, Sir.
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Thou, The Sea Of Chaos, Who Drifts Upon It,
Golden Lord Of Darkness!
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Do We Have Emergency Warp?
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Yes Sir, But At This Speed, We'll Fly Apart.
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Fly Her Apart, Then!
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............................... . . . . . . . . . . . .
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. . . . . . .
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.................................giga slave!
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Oh Shit. Open All Hailing Frequencies.
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All Frequencies Open, Sir.
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All Right, All Right, I Apologize.
I'm Really, Really Sorry. I Apologize Unreservedly.
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I Honestly Do. I Offer A Complete And Utter Retraction.
The Imputation Was Totally Without Basis In Fact, And
Was In No Way Fair Comment, And Was Motivated
Purely By Malice, And I Deeply Regret Any Distress
That My Comments May Have Caused You Or Your Family.
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And I Hereby Undertake Not To Repeat Any
Such Slander Now Or At Any Time In The Future.
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Please!
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Let That Be A Lesson To Everyone.
Never Screw With A Sorceress.
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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:39 am 
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Star Trek Photostrip #8

Play this song and read the strip along with it.


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Do You Really Think You Can Do This?
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I Am Half Human, So I Can Only Endeavor To Try.
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I'll Be Right Behind You.
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♫ My love,
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's bright ♪
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♫ My first love,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make ♪
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♫ And I
(I-I-I-I-I)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do... ♪
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♫ And your eyes
Your eyes, your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Ooh yes, you will always be
My endless love ♪
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♫ Two hearts,
Two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun ♪
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♫ Forever
(ohhhhhh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms ♪
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♫ And love
Oh, love
I'll be a fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh, you know I don't mind ♪
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♫ 'cause you,
You mean the world to me
Oh
I know
I know
I've found in you
My endless love ♪
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♫ Oooh-woow
Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, booom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom ♪
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♫ Oooh, and love
Oh, love
I'll be that fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh you know
I don't mind ♪
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♫ And, yes
You'll be the only one
'cause no one can deny
This love I have inside
And I'll give it all to you
My love
My love, my love
My endless love ♪
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Ughhh, He Does This Every Time I Dress Up Like This.
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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:24 am 
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Star Trek Photostrip #9

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Jilerb
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 10:29 am 
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Star Trek Photostrip #10

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Jim? That Barber, Floyd? He's Pink.
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Pink Floyd. Yeah. So What?
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Don't You Think That's Very Strange?
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Naw. Lots Of People Are Pink Where I Come From.
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Simon
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 11:07 am 
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These are better than some Trek based photonovella thingies I've seen.

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Jilerb
 Post subject: PHOTOTREK: The Pointless Star Trek PhotoStrip.
PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 2:33 pm 
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Star Trek Photostrip #11

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KAPPURRRRRRRRRR!
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Frrrrrooooooooooooooosssssssss . . .
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Fwooooooooooooo . . .
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Sulu: Man! And I Just Planted All
Those Azaleas In The Arboretum, Too.
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Chekov: Guess I Don't Have To Worry
About Clearing My Search Histories Now.
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Scotty: Damn It! And I Just Bought That Case Of
Scotch. I Didn't Even Get A Wee Drop Of It. SOB! :cry2:
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Kirk: Well, I Won't Be Able To Impress The Young Ladies With Her
Anymore. I'm Gonna Have To Rely On Just My Personality Again.
Shit . . .
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McCoy: In My Wildest Dreams, I Never Imagined Leaving
A Bunsen Burner Unattended Could Do So Much Damage.
I'm Sorry, Guys. My Bad.
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Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss . . .
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